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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 04:53 PM
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry I insinuated that you are a baby
and that there is no way you broke your wrist, and you are both a clumsy ass and a wimp."

???

Yeah. MrLaraMN has a broken bone in his wrist, has to wear an above-the-elbow cast for three weeks, and a below-the-elbow cast for another five.
So it turns out he's not a "whiny baby", but rather a "poor baby", and I am a big, huge asshole.


:-(
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 04:54 PM
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1. a massage and a bj
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 04:54 PM
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2. This is the correct answer.
Edited on Mon Dec-15-08 04:56 PM by redqueen
On edit: I'm not positive... but it sure sounds good to me.
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Dora Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 04:55 PM
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3. That's what my husband would say. nt
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 04:57 PM
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5. I thought that was the established form of penance for
scraping the side of the car along the garage door frame.

Somebody LIED!

:mad:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 04:58 PM
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It's for everything...
perfect for nearly any situation.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 04:59 PM
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8. And if you're secretly resentful,
you can *accidentally* use teeth, right?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:00 PM
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11. God no!
:scared:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:05 PM
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14. Not even grazing?
I'm not talking actual biting!

:rofl:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:10 PM
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19. Well I live by the golden rule,
and I wouldn't like any grazing going on down there myself, so...

:P
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:11 PM
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22. Aughhh! You're right!
:scared:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:22 PM
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26. This was the best conversation ever on DU.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:26 PM
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27. I'm hip
:thumbsup:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 04:59 PM
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9. It's the penance for all wrongs a woman does a man, though damaging the car should also come with
letting him eat beef jerky in bed while he reads or watches Star Trek.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 04:56 PM
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4. sex
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 04:58 PM
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6. I don't think that's novel enough.
I'm going to have dig out the sailor girl costume.

x(
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 04:59 PM
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7. No no... sexy nurse!
I was going to suggest that before actually.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:00 PM
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10. I don't have that one!
I have "naughty librarian". Could that count?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:01 PM
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12. If he likes it then sure!
I want to do the sexy nurse myself someday. :D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:01 PM
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13. I'm going to be in my bunk.
:blush:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:06 PM
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15. The only way to atone is to break your own wrist
Or move into a trashcan with Rachael Ray



Nothing says "my bad" quite like moving into a trashcan with Rachael Ray.

 
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:07 PM
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16. I think I will opt for the former.
:scared:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:08 PM
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17. Indulge his secret diaper fetish
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:10 PM
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21. They still don't make Pull-Ups in a 40" waist.
:P
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:10 PM
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18. Withold sex arbitrarily.
But wait a while so he won't connect it.
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:10 PM
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20. here you go
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:13 PM
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23. morphine?
Sexy nurse outfit helps too!

(don't forget to put up some pics for us!)
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:16 PM
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24. As long as you're emasculating him, maybe you could also start referring to him as "Mr. Lara"
Edited on Mon Dec-15-08 05:16 PM by Bucky
      ...oh, wait...

 
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:21 PM
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25. He gets to tutch the but.
:popcorn:
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