Things that people say when they're trying to be funny... but they're not.

[redqueen]

I have the word "JOY" on my desk, in gold letters with glitter on them. Not my style but they were from the management office so I put them up. So some people are walking by and saying "Hello, Joy!" and stuff like that.

NOT FUNNY.



Just now a guy called and asked for a co-worker. Everyone else is on a different phone system, so I have to give them a different number cause I can't transfer them. I always ask, "Do you have a pen?" cause a lot of times people don't and I don't want to just start rattling off digits cause that's frustrating... so just now the guy says, "No, but I have a pencil."

NOT FUNNY.


Add your own!



Please?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

1. Hey, Joy....

quit yer bitchin' ...

:rofl:

[redqueen]

2. Only if I can bring fruit and throw it at them.

:P


Course I can't do that to people on the phone... but... maybe I could just blow my raspberry at them or something.

[Symarip]

3. Hello, Joy

Sounds like the plot of a Friends episode. Chandler will be cynical. Joey will act stupid. Rachel will contemplate screwing Ross. The blonde chick will play a stupid song on her guitar. The other girl will make matter of fact remarks when others are talking.

Roll the credits.

[redqueen]

4. You secretly love that show, don't you?

You sure know an awful lot about it for someone who hates it.

:7

[Symarip]

7. Check this link out. It tells me everything I need to know.

http://www.google.com">Badass Link

[redqueen]

10. Why would you want to know anything about it?

I don't spend my time googling Survivor... or America's Next Top Model... just so I can rant about them like an obsessed anti-fan on a message board.

Hate is the opposite of love, you know. Just admit that you care very deeply about Friends, and we'll move on.

[Symarip]

11. I do if I want to give a brief synapsis of every show

To people who think a bunch of dillholes living way too close to each other in NYC is considered good television.

I've seen probably three episodes of Friends total, in my life.

[redqueen]

12. Hah...

you don't really think I belive you researched the show just for that response, did you?


Or... wait... did you really? Cause if you did... holy Christ... you're worse off than I thought!

:rofl:

[Symarip]

13. I actually did

I forgot half of their names. I remembered Ross because of your 'omfg do u remember Ross's leather pants' thread earlier today.

[redqueen]

15. Hahahaha...

you're a loony!



And that was really funny, him getting sweaty and not being able to get the pants back on. Yes, call me a mindless whatever if you must, but I thought that was hilarious!

[Symarip]

18. Almost like when the dipshit couldn't get out of the box right?

Pure genius.

[redqueen]

21. Well the robbers trapped him in there...

it wasn't that he coulnd't figure out how to get out, he stupidly got in and they trapped him in there and then they got robbed.

Hilarious!

[Symarip]

22. OMFG

Is that like the time that Chandler was cynical? That was so funny!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

You left out

the one serious moment when someone complains about a too weak latte'

[Symarip]

9. OMFG

You must be a secret fan or something.

[Bucky]

14. Oh I remember that episode! It was hilarious!! (But it was 'Friends'--of course it was hilarious)

God, I crack up just thinking about that funny song (Okay, the song wasn't funny; it was the way she sang it! Lololol)

[Symarip]

16. OMFG

Remember that SONG. And the funny guest appearance by someone famous! OMFG Best Evah!!!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Boxed wine, bunco, homeless, minivan.

Pretty much covers it all.


:rofl:


Hi, Joy!!!! Hope you have a nice Holiday!!!

[redqueen]

6. For a moment there, I thought you understood...

:cry:

:banghead:

:crazy:

[Midlodemocrat]

8. .

:thumbsup:


:rofl:

[Bucky]

17. Redqueen, as your cyber friend, I must warn you against giving out your real name online like that

May you have a blessed, I mean "joyful" day.

(Ha! Get it? "JOYful" day? That's a joke based on your name!! LollersOLOLOL!!)

[redqueen]

19. I am really starting to wish I hadn't posted this.

It's not funny!

x(

[Symarip]

20. Mission Accomplished

Though it's just not funny to you.

[redqueen]

23. That's it....

you are dead to me.

[Midlodemocrat]

25. He's dead to most of us.

:thumbsup:

[Fire Walk With Me]

24. See all of my posts.

:shrug:

[redqueen]

26. Can I just say fuck you to the ghost kicker?

Will that get deleted?

Cause fuck you!

x(



They're STILL CALLING ME JOY! :banghead:


And now independent Mormon guy is walking around singing "Every Rose Has It's Thorn". :cry: :cry: :cry: