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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 07:07 PM
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Yes, I miss it, too
Edited on Mon Dec-15-08 07:07 PM by Bucky


Oh, and there's a dial up warning on this thread, by the way.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 07:13 PM
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1. Reminds me of the cover of "Murmur":
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 07:13 PM
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2. The end of civilization?
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 12:06 AM
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3. Nice tribute to the 'thread that would not die"...It's Going Places
it went everywhere.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 12:10 AM
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4. Very pretty green foliage
Where can I get some for my yard? :shrug:
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 11:34 AM
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6. I don't know a source for the plants, but I did find growing instructions.
Gardening Tips from Down South

How to Grow Kudzu

All you beginning gardeners out there might want to
consider growing kudzu as a fine way to launch out into the great
adventure of gardenning in the south. Kudzu, for those of you
not already familiar with it, is a hardy perennial that can be
grown quite well by the beginner who observes these few simple
rules:

Choosing a Plot:

Kudzu can be grown almost anywhere, so site selection is
not the problem it is with some other finicky plants like
strawberries. Although kudzu will grow quite well on cement, for
best result you should select an area having at least some dirt.
To avoid possible lawsuits, it is advisable to plant well away
from your neighbors house, unless, of course, you don't get along
well with your neighbor anyway.

Preparing the Soil:

Go out and stomp on the soil for a while just to get its
attention and to prepare it for kudzu.

Deciding When to Plant:

Kudzu should always be planted at night. If kudzu is
planted during daylight hours, angry neighbors might see you and
begin throwing rocks at you.

Selecting the Proper Fertilizer:

The best fertilizer I have discovered for kudzu is 40
weight non-detergent motor oil. Kudzu actually doesn't need
anything to help it grow, but the motor oil helps to prevent
scraping the underside of the tender leaves when the kudzu starts
its rapid growth. It also cuts down on the friction and lessens
the danger of fire when the kudzu really starts to move. Change
oil once every thousand feet or every two weeks which ever comes
first.

Mulching the Plants:

Contrary to what may be told by the Extension Service,
kudzu can profit from a good mulch. I have found that a heavy
mulch for the young plants produces a hardier crop. For best
results, as soon as the young shoots begin to appear, cover kudzu
with concrete blocks. Although this causes a temporary setback,
your kudzu will accept this mulch as a challenge and will reward
you with redoubled determination in the long run.

Organic or Chemical Gardenning:

Kudzu is ideal for either the organic gardener or for
those who prefer to use chemicals to ward off garden pests.
Kudzu is oblivious to both chemicals and pests. Therefore, you
can grow organically and let the pests get out of the way of the
kudzu as best they can, or you can spray any commercial poison
directly on your crop. Your decision depends on how much you
enjoy killing bugs. The kudzu will not mind either way.

Crop Rotation:

Many gardeners are understandably concerned that growing
the same crop year after year will deplete the soil. If you
desire to change from kudzu to some other plant next year, now is
the time to begin preparations. Right now, before the growing
season has reached its peak, you should list your house and lot
with a reputable real estate agent and begin making plans to move
elsewhere. Your chances of selling will be better now than they
will be later in the year, when it may be difficult for a
prospective buyer to realize that underneath those lush green
vines stands an adorable three-bedroom house.

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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 11:26 AM
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5. Beautiful and mysterious pics.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 12:06 PM
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7. Is it *gulp* Jesus?
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 02:17 PM
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9. Moses parting the kudzu with his staff
n/t
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 05:54 PM
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12. I think it looks like Nancy Lopez swinging a club
a golf club, that is. I can't picture Nancy Lopez actually being at a "swinging" club.

(that was a pun)
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 02:09 PM
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8. Some guy in TN has figured out how to use kudzu to make ethanol.
Sounds worthwhile in so many ways.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 03:59 PM
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10. Sh*t, there's an endless supply of it.
Energy crisis solved.

Bake
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 04:12 PM
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11. Wonder how long before global warming brings the miracle of kudzu
to the northern climes. Iowa in particular. I used to see it when I went south for work. It is truly amazing stuff. Heard it can grow a couple feet over night.
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