Do you still have an ass?

[MrScorpio]

If not, how did it come off?

[Orrex]

1. Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked a mile

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

2. I never had one.

I have the girls to compensate for that.

[Richard Steele]

3. Nope. The line from my waist to the back of my knees is so perfectly STRAIGHT...

...I do a week-long internship at NASA every other year
so our nation's rocket scientists can USE that line
to calibrate their instruments.

It doesn't pay as well as you might think. :(

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. gawd yes...

follows me everywhere I go!

[jeff30997]

9. Call the cops!

You should get a restricting order against your ass for stalking you like that.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. I can

get behind that :D

[jeff30997]

12. Lol!

Great reply. :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

5. Yep

Not bad, but it would never land me in Playboy. :)

[jeff30997]

6. Poor mcctatas just lost her ass.

It froze and fell. :(

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8328401

[mcctatas]

10. Nope....

I got one of these just in time!

http://www.comfortchannel.com/prod.itml/icOid/8411?ovchn=NXT&ovcpn=Outdoor+Recreation&ovcrn=8411&ovtac=CMP&CS_003=2362313&CS_010=8411

[jeff30997]

13. Hey,you're back!

Did you see the picture I made in reply to your butt being "smooth as a baby" post ? :D

[PaddyBlueEyes]

15. The restraint is beginning to waiver..

[PaddyBlueEyes]

16. Ahem Baby

a word..

[mcctatas]

19. Oh man...

I have them memorized, I'll lecture myself Okay sweetie? O8)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

20. Yup

But you owe me...

[mwooldri]

7. I have never owned a donkey in my life.

Now if you're talking about my arse, well ... that's another subject.

Mark.

[Lucian]

8. I've never owned a donkey.

[leftyclimber]

14. Do I STILL have an ass?

Good God, man, it's the only part of me that's still growing! :rofl:

[Connonym]

17. Alas, I was born without one

so pity me knowing that I've never had the pleasure of laughing my ass off.

Truly I have a pancake where my ass should be

[Iggo]

18. I laughed it off, of course.

[krispos42]

21. It's -15º out

I have no ass, butt, or balls.

All frozen off.


Snap! Crackle! Plop!



It's the kind of night where you can feel your nose hairs solidify with your first exterior inhalation!

[Robeson]

22. Gravity is an amazing thing.

[sakabatou]

23. According to my fiancee

I do ^_^