Ruh Ro... Oh Noes! I have a new medical condition

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

which is very serious to me, but not to anyone else, since it is rarely used for that purpose these days anyway...

Peyronie's disease

WTF?

no longer a straight shooter... call me "the bend"

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. do you really...?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie's_disease

Peyronie's disease is a connective tissue disorder involving the growth of fibrous plaques<1> in the soft tissue of the penis affecting as many as 1-4% of men. Specifically the fibrosing process occurs in the tunica albuginea, a fibrous envelope surrounding the penile corpora cavernosa causing an abnormal upward curvature of the penis.

Peyronies Disease is also formally known as "penile induration" or "Induratio Penis Plastica (IPP)" and colloquially as "bent nail syndrome". A French surgeon, François Gigot de la Peyronie, first described the disease in 1743. <2><3><4>

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. yep, just ah, noticed it last night

my new theme song... he'll be comin' round the mountain?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. does it happen that quickly? from one night to the next?

got a case of the bends, do you? ;)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. i guess it does

cause it wernt, now it is

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. Have you seen a Dr. for an official diagnosis?

talk about the boomerang :o

[mcctatas]

5. I read somewhere that a side effect of that condition...

is always being able to find the G spot. Or maybe I just made it up right now :P

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. too bad I have no willing

research partners for this... I think it needs to be studied, extensively.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. I thought you were married...

with kids :shrug:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. I am... you see the dilemma

no?

[mcctatas]

9. Well duh...

just tell them it's a scientific fact, you will have women busting down your door!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. finding it is one thing...

:D

a start in the right direction...

[KamaAina]

16. Just remember...

DONT TUTCH THE BUT. :P

[Callalily]

10. Uh . . . maybe that bend

is self-inflicted. Just a thought. :evilgrin:

[foxfeet]

13. Paging Dr. Bennet!

[FloridaJudy]

14. Well, we always knew you were bent. eom

[KamaAina]

15. You're really Bill Clinton?

Seriesly. At the height of Monicagate, the RW noise machine was insinuating that the Big Dog had Peyronie's, and that that was how a witness could, um, make a positive ID of the evidence in court. :eyes: