The GD Mad-Lib: try it yourself!

[Robb]

All ((profession)) are ((invective)), and if you are one, you should be ((type of punishment)), stop what you're doing right now and become a ((different profession)). :D

[Dr. Strange]

1. Let's do this thing...

All COPS are BIGAMISTS, and if you are one, you should be FONDLED, stop what you're doing right now and become a COMMUNITY ORGANIZER.

[mcctatas]

2. OK...

All chimney sweeps are filthy bastards, and if you are one, you should be tickled with a feather, stop what you are doing right now and become a chicken plucker!

[peace frog]

3. All actors are motherf*ckers,

and if you are one, you should be eviscerated, stop what you're doing right now and become a sanitation engineer.

[redqueen]

4. All lawyers are liars,

and if you are one you should be shaved hairless from head to toe, stop what you're doing right now and become a phone sex operator.

[FloridaJudy]

5. All dog trainers are turtle molesters!

You should be keel-hauled and forced to become piano tuners!

[Symarip]

6. Got a few

All Friends fans are mindless mouthbreathers, and if you are one, you should be revoked a television when the format change happens next year. Stop what you're doing right now - like breathing.

All Skinheads are neo-nazi's, and if you are one, you should be change because I said so even though I don't know anything else but what I learned from watching tabloid talk shows. Stop what you're doing right now and become a real individual (just like everyone else).

All Trombone players named Symarip are sexy fucking beasts, and if you are Symarip, you should stop turning everyone else on so goddamned much. Stop what you're doing right now and become a Rush fan.

[redqueen]

7. You're not sexy, you're mean!

:spank:

[lildreamer316]

11. I keep meaning to ask you..

..where is Thisbe?
But then I may have that wrong..

[XemaSab]

8. All politicians are baby-killers

and if you are one, you should be impeached, stop what you're doing right now and become a pot grower.

[Glorfindel]

9. Bankers...

All bankers are mendacious, and if you are one, you should be snubbed. Stop what you're doing right now and become a cocktail waitress.

[SOteric]

10. All WWF Wrestlers

are Republican poopyheads, and if you are one, you should be torn apart by weasels. Stop what you're doing right now and become a GLBT Lifestyle Coach.

:hi: