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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 06:50 PM
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DU tombstoned Santa Claus!
Edited on Tue Dec-16-08 06:51 PM by flvegan
The War On Christmas continues!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=234097
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 06:51 PM
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1. Welcome back from your not-at-all-conspicuous absence while Santa was here.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 06:56 PM
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4. I was "delivering a gift" to your mother, Trebek.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 06:58 PM
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7. Negative $187,000.00
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 06:52 PM
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2. Take that you fat red fucking fuck!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=234097

...

Now who's going to bring me that My Little Pony I was too embarrassed to ask anyone else about?
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 06:53 PM
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3. I believe the relevant verb here would be "snuffed"
Unless I missed my guess.
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 06:57 PM
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5. Be grateful. Apparently, Santa Claus WAS watchin' you!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8332467#8332493

My condolences on the loss of your Nickelback boxed set.

:cry:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:02 PM
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9. Shit, that's hilarious!
I hadn't seen that!
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 06:58 PM
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6. Stick it up your chimney, Fat Boy!
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:02 PM
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8. That is SO WRONG.
Hope the mods like coal. A LOT.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:04 PM
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10. Then comes Rudolph, then Mary and Joseph.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:07 PM
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13. Bestiality? No way!
:wow:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:05 PM
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11. Take that, Philly! All you wusses did was boo him off the field!
:P
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:06 PM
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12. All Santa needs is a jolly good Ho ho ho and all will be well...
:yoiks:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:07 PM
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14. Can someone create a Santa Claus avatar?
We should all contact the admins right fucking now.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:19 PM
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15. I weep for our stockings' futures!
:cry:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:23 PM
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16. Serves him right for not even having stinkin' DENTAL
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:35 PM
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19. Lisa needs braces.
Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces.

Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces.

Dental plan!
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:26 PM
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17. I snuffed him. It was the only way.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:34 PM
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18. Was he not being jolly?
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:38 PM
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20. Now, who'd kill sweet old Santy Claws?
You people ain't right. Btw, what did I miss? I am normally not right either. :crazy:
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:38 PM
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21. ...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8332515

:cry:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 07:41 PM
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22. Why'd y'all kill Santa
...without giving me time to ask for Courtney Love for Christmas. :cry:
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-16-08 10:26 PM
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23. I guess Al Smith was wrong
Some people do shoot at Santa Claus.
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