Last Week's Best Sellers (Fiction)

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1. I Remember George (gripping account of one man's service in the Alabama National guard alongside George W. Bush)
2. Good-bye, Bessie (tragic story of small, family farm lost due to estate tax)
3. Yes, We Are Hiring (inspiring tale of small businessman able to hire due to tax cuts)
4. Praise Jesus, We Learnin' Now (How the No Child Left Behind Bill helped one poor student get a great education)
5. On the Run (Fanatical Pakistani terrorist is so demoralized by America's triumph in Iraq, he founds Islamabad chapter of Young Republicans)

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