$35,000 to be a mod?!?!

[dolo amber]

Yes folks, you heard it here first...this is what Skinner offered me to be a mod.

In my dream. :D

There were no benefits (which I found rather crappy for a progressive site, but oh well ;)), and I was not allowed to moderate, delete, or otherwise interact with posts from shortbus, Whitacre_D_WI, and (heavens knows why) cally. :wtf:

Still tho, $35,000 to sit on my bum and do what I do all day anyway? Can't beat that with a KitchenAid, I tells ya...;)

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. Skinner once offered me $3,000

But due to the ban on sex threads I can't reveal the nature of the transaction.

:)

[dolo amber]

4. Did it by any chance

involve Rick Santorum and a dog? :D

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. I can't get into specifics, but lets just say

That last DU fund drive wasn't only for expenses covering new software.

:evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. Skinner offered me $40,000 to be a rocker.

Where's the pay equity?

[dolo amber]

3. YOU

*would* make that joke...I thought about trying to work in a Quadrophenia quote but decided I was too lazy to think that much. :P

edit: Oh damn, does this mean I'm fired? x(

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. Nah, you're just on reprobation....

:P

[curse10]

5. Damnit! If I knew he was willing to put out that much I would have

held out for more money! And endless supply of DU bumperstickers seemed like a good idea at the time :shrug:

[dolo amber]

10. Just imagine

all the fun you could have with an endless supply of DU bumperstickers in a town full of SUVs...

:evilgrin:

[pmbryant]

8. I knew I was getting ripped off ;-)

I think I'm going to have to have a talk with my agent. :-)

--Peter

[dolo amber]

9. Depending on which forum

I was to be working in, I think I might've tried to negotiate for more. :scared:

I hope this isn't going to cause a slave revolt or anything...;)

I AM SPARTACUS!!

:D