We've got this paper drill at the office that I look for reasons to use.

[MrCoffee]

It will drill through a 6" stack of paper like a hot knife through butter. It's seriously one of the biggest perks at the office.

I'm going to drill some holes.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Do you go from cube to cube asking if people have paper that needs drilling?

Because you should.

[MrCoffee]

2. "Gee Bob, that file looks kinda sloppy. Want me to drill it for you?"

Does that sound just a teensy bit workplace inappropriate? :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

8. Nah - just if you see someone walking with a stack of papers,

just ask if you can do that for them. To be a team player or something.

[dawgmom]

3. Drill some holes? Ahem.

Locking. Sex Thread.

[MrCoffee]

5. You are the expert, of course.

I defer to your vast expertise in this area.

[dawgmom]

9. Your prediction is solicited

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8341460

[flvegan]

4. Your mother likes to get drilled, Trebek.

And she likes more than 6".

[MrCoffee]

6. You'd think I'd get used to your slings and arrows, 5gan, you mountebank.

[Dangerously Amused]

7. DRILL BABY, DRILL!!!

[texas1928]

10. Why do you hate trees?