DU Canadians, check into this safe haven:

[CanuckAmok]

Whew!

Uh...Geddy Lee, man.

Marg Delahunty

The Rheostatics

CITY TV

The Bricklin

The Metric System

Trivial Pursuit

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. Make mine a Double Double, CA.

[CanuckAmok]

2. Hey, speaking of "the Bricklin"...

my crazy neighbour has one. I haven't seen it yet, because he keeps it in some long-term storage facility, but he's been refinishing the gull-wing doors in his garage.

He's a retired South African mechanical engineer. He's always building stuff and then leaving it in his driveway to rot.

He's such a kook. He's a ham operator, and every time he broadcasts, we can pick up his side of the transmissions through our stereo speakers. He swears alot.

Once he turned up at our doorstep with some bananas. "I though you might want these", he said, and handed them over, completely without explanation.

[Hand]

3. Would you like a donair?

... Me neither.

:puke:

[northzax]

4. you know what?

I am sick of special rights for Canadians. You all come down here so smug and superior, what, with you trite maple leaf flags, and your boring-ass hockey, and your un-watered down beer, and your unlogged old growth timber, and your unpolluted waterways, and socialised medicine, and your mounties withyour absurdly low crime rates.

enough with all y'allyou ain't so fancy, after all.