I was born a Snake Handler, and I'll die a Snake Handler.

[felonious thunk]

[StopTheMorans]

1. my favorite was the little rascals one

"who were you, the ugly one?"

[MrBenchley]

2. Baby, I'm going to buy you a steak the size of a toilet seat

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. Oh jeez, I wasn't gonna kill ya'... I was just gonna cut you a little

when he, weilding a hige rusty kitchen knife, busts in on Jimbo and the neighbor's daughter after Bart's prank call. Jimbo starts to cry.

[CanuckAmok]

4. Pipe down, rub-a-dub!

n/t

[BearFlagDemocrat]

5. My favorite...

"Wow! It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited!"

And there's also the one from the "Who Shot Mr. Burns" episode:

Cop: Did you shoot Mr. Burns?
Moe: No.
*Ding!*
Cop: He's clean.
Moe: Can I go now? I got a hot date tonight.
*BZZT!*
Moe: A date.
*BZZT!*
Moe: Dinner with friends.
*BZZT!*
Moe: Dinner alone.
*BZZT!*
Moe: Watching TV alone.
*BZZT!*
Moe: Okay okay! I'm sitting home alone looking at the Victoria's Secret catalogue.
*BZZT!*
Moe: Sears catalogue.
*DING!*
Moe: Would you unhook me already? I don't deserve this kind of treatment.
*BZZT!*

[mac56]

6. "Moe, Moe. Moe..."

"how do you like me, how do you like me?
Moe, Moe, Moe...
why don't you like me?
Nobody likes me..."

(a la Andrea True Connection)

[frylock]

7. i'm more of a well wisher..

in that I don't wish him any specific harm.

[CanuckAmok]

8. Hey, I know...I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and youse try...

...to guess what it is...

...ahem...

EEEEAAAAAHHHHGGGGGEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA.

[SmileyBoy]

9. Ya gotta help me!!! I'm $64,000 in the hole!!!

They're gonna take my thumbs!!!

[CanuckAmok]

10. Here I am..Uncle moe....here's your fries........eat...'em...

And I'll tell you where you can stick your freakin' sodie, too!