Wesley Willis: Cut The Mullet

[Fire Walk With Me]

Thanks to DUer Alexander for bringing this bit of wonder to my attention! :thumbsup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DroxMH07qHmc

Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Insure One, it's the insurance superstore

[ghostsofgiants]

1. A dude with a killer mullet walked past me here about 15 minutes ago.

It was so great I even posted about it on Twitter.

[Alexander]

2. Best. Song. Ever.

I never get tired of it.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. It's quite the earworm. Thanks!

:rofl:

[silverojo]

4. Lyrics are great

But the singing sucks like a nuclear-powered Hoover.

[datasuspect]

5. my fave:

suck my dog's dick

Lick a camel's ass
Lick a moose's dick
Suck my doggy's cock
Suck a honey badger's ass

Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick

Suck a racehorse's bootyhole
Suck a snow leopard's ass
Suck a ?? dog's dick
Suck my doberman pinscher's cock

Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick

Suck a ?? dick
Suck a llama's balls
Suck a jackass's dick
Suck a buffalo's ass, fucking jerk!

Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Wesley was a man of vast range and passion.

We're lucky to have it documented in any form.

[semillama]

7. My friends got him to come up and play a party in Hancock, Michigan

it was a Halloween party, and they dressed up as the Ghostbusters. Before Wesley could play, the cops came and shut down the party. So Welsley wrote a song about it, called "Ghostbusters Got Busted."

If you've never seen live footage of Wesley Willis, here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C9bTczYJJg