Jesus was a capricorn (dedicated to Rick Warren and his ilk).

[alarimer]

Jesus was a Capricorn, he ate organic foods.
He believed in love and peace and never wore no shoes.
Long hair, beard and sandals and a funky bunch of friends.
Reckon they'd just nail him up if He come down again.

'Cos everybody's got to have somebody to look down on.
Who they can feel better than at anytime they please.
Someone doin' somethin' dirty, decent folks can frown on.
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me.



I probably doing something dirty "decent" folks can frown on all the time. If I am not I am thinking about it. Warren and his cohort can kiss my ass. He should listen to this song. But I bet he thinks Kris Kristofferson is a dirty hippy.