I don't believe it! Jesus is goaltending!
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Tue Mar-02-04 12:52 PM
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I don't believe it! Jesus is goaltending! |
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Tue Mar-02-04 12:54 PM
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Tue Mar-02-04 12:54 PM
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2. He's Throwing A Knee, Too |
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He is throwing a knee to the kid in yellow driving the hoop, too.
That's 2 points, a flagrant foul, and possession!
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Tue Mar-02-04 05:08 PM
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Tue Mar-02-04 12:54 PM
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3. Well, HE can make up the rules as he goes along |
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Tue Mar-02-04 12:58 PM
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4. Jesus on the fast break |
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Tue Mar-02-04 12:59 PM
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Remember the little bobblehead dolls of Jesus sold around Christmas? I think there was a soccer player Jesus bobblehead. :evilgrin:
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Tue Mar-02-04 01:00 PM
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Tue Mar-02-04 01:10 PM
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9. Nothing beats the Jesus Action Figure with "real gliding action" |
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Tue Mar-02-04 04:56 PM
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I was in Japan over Christmas, and my friend had gotten a light-up Jesus with a Chrismtas wreath around the cross, free with a bottle of Coca-Cola.
I shit you not.
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Tue Mar-02-04 01:01 PM
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7. (Kevin Harlan) REJECTION by Jesus!!! |
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Jesus is gonna dunk - Buckle up BABY - OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Tue Mar-02-04 05:00 PM
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That was so Kevin Harlan.
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Tue Mar-02-04 01:11 PM
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10. Don't call it a comeback! |
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Tue Mar-02-04 01:16 PM
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11. jesus was a cherrypicker.. |
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always hangin around the hoop, never hustling back on D.
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Tue Mar-02-04 01:45 PM
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12. Jesus plays baseball! |
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Tue Mar-02-04 05:12 PM
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26. Website, please please! |
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I've seen these weird figures before, and wanted to show them to my daughters but couldn't find them. Do you have a link to the site?
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Tue Mar-02-04 05:26 PM
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www.catholicshopper.com
No kidding. These are for real.
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Tue Mar-02-04 01:53 PM
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13. J.C. has the superior advantage of being the boss's son... |
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"You don't like my game rules? Well, I'll take my ball and go home!"
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:03 PM
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15. Oh ye of little faith! |
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:05 PM
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16. If Jesus plays like that all the time, |
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I'm not betting against him.
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:05 PM
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17. Jesus saves! But Satan nets the rebound. |
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#81 Miroslav Satan
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:07 PM
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18. I thought Jesus was a defenseman. |
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19. He's playing without a helmet! |
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I guess he really is as old as Kerry Fraser. :o
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Tue Mar-02-04 02:13 PM
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20. Jesus has proven reach...he should be goalie. |
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Tue Mar-02-04 05:10 PM
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a three-second violation on Jesus? I mean, come on. :P
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Tue Mar-02-04 05:17 PM
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27. Gee, Jesus seems kinda like a bully |
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shouldn't he be playing with people his own age sometimes instead of only children? what, is he Michael Jackson or something?
I now proceed to hell. mmm, toasty warm.
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