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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 12:52 PM
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I don't believe it! Jesus is goaltending!
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mac2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 12:54 PM
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1. ZZZZZZ
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LoneStarLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 12:54 PM
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2. He's Throwing A Knee, Too
He is throwing a knee to the kid in yellow driving the hoop, too.

That's 2 points, a flagrant foul, and possession!
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 05:08 PM
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23. That is hilarious!
You made my day.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 12:54 PM
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3. Well, HE can make up the rules as he goes along
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 12:58 PM
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4. Jesus on the fast break
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cally Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 12:59 PM
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5. Unbelievable
Remember the little bobblehead dolls of Jesus sold around Christmas? I think there was a soccer player Jesus bobblehead. :evilgrin:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 01:00 PM
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6. Like this?
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cally Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 01:08 PM
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8. Yes
Thanks.
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Ediacara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 01:10 PM
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9. Nothing beats the Jesus Action Figure with "real gliding action"
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MountainLaurel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 04:56 PM
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21. You think that's bad
I was in Japan over Christmas, and my friend had gotten a light-up Jesus with a Chrismtas wreath around the cross, free with a bottle of Coca-Cola.

I shit you not.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 01:01 PM
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7. (Kevin Harlan) REJECTION by Jesus!!!
Jesus is gonna dunk - Buckle up BABY - OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 05:00 PM
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22. LOL!
That was so Kevin Harlan.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 01:11 PM
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10. Don't call it a comeback!
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frylock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 01:16 PM
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11. jesus was a cherrypicker..
always hangin around the hoop, never hustling back on D.
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Love Bug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 01:45 PM
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12. Jesus plays baseball!
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lolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 05:12 PM
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26. Website, please please!
I've seen these weird figures before, and wanted to show them to my daughters but couldn't find them. Do you have a link to the site?
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Love Bug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 05:26 PM
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28. Website:
www.catholicshopper.com

No kidding. These are for real.
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 01:53 PM
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13. J.C. has the superior advantage of being the boss's son...
"You don't like my game rules? Well, I'll take my ball and go home!"
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Ishoutandscream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:01 PM
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14. Oh, my, God!!
What else can be said.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:03 PM
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15. Oh ye of little faith!
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:05 PM
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16. If Jesus plays like that all the time,
I'm not betting against him.
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:05 PM
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17. Jesus saves! But Satan nets the rebound.

#81 Miroslav Satan
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:07 PM
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18. I thought Jesus was a defenseman.
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:12 PM
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19. He's playing without a helmet!
I guess he really is as old as Kerry Fraser. :o
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:13 PM
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20. Jesus has proven reach...he should be goalie.
Well, see you in hell.
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 05:10 PM
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24. Who's gonna call....
a three-second violation on Jesus? I mean, come on. :P
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 05:12 PM
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25. Don't tackle Jesus!
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 05:17 PM
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27. Gee, Jesus seems kinda like a bully
shouldn't he be playing with people his own age sometimes instead of only children? what, is he Michael Jackson or something?

I now proceed to hell. mmm, toasty warm.
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