I've created Lutherans!

[Dookus]

Everything I know about religion, I've learned from the Simpsons.

[Ediacara]

1. Oh Bart's not the devil, he's my brother.

The devil is your brother!?

[Richardo]

2. The best of Reverend Lovejoy...

"Uh, this is very sad news, and it wouldn't ever have happened if the wedding would've been inside the church with God, instead of out here in the cheap showiness of nature."

"Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same."

"All things are about Jesus, Homer...except this. "

"This so called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate."

<about the last rites> "...that's Catholic Marge. You might as well ask me to do a voodoo dance."

:D

[tridim]

6. You forgot one. It's my fave..

Lovejoy: "be they Christian, Jew or (points to Apu) 'other.' "

Apu: "I am Hindu, there are 700 million of us."

Lovejoy: "Well, that's just super."

[Richardo]

7. I stand corrected...that one *is* hilarious...

[Az]

3. Na you just winged him

Now he's a Unitarian.

Bart playing a Bible First Person shoote video game at Flanders house.

[Tank in Texas]

16. "...but not Unitarianism...

...if that's the one true religion, I'll eat my hat!"

[Richardo]

4. Homer: "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, ...

...save me, Superman!"

[Az]

5. Have you read this thing

Lovejoy: "Get a divorce."
Marge: "But isn't that a sin?"
Lovejoy: "Marge, just about everything is a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom."

[Hoosier Democrat]

8. In this house, Buddhists don't get desserts in their lunches!

[CanuckAmok]

9. Hey, I created the whole world, give ME the gift certificate!

n/t

[mac56]

10. Have you read "The Gospel According To The Simpsons"?

A great read.

[Az]

11. Ice Cream

Rev. Lovejoy: If you like, we also have unitarian ice cream!

Bart: But that bowl is empty.

Rev. Lovejoy: Exactly! Hahahaha!

[Coventina]

17. WRONG! That was LISA not Bart!

:P

[mac56]

12. Homer: "God, what's the meaning of life?"

God: "I can't tell you that, Homer. You don't get to know that till you die."
Homer: "But I can't wait that long!"
God: "You can't wait six months?!"

[denverbill]

13. "I don't even believe in Jebus." Homer

[CanuckAmok]

14. How can 'ace' be one AND eleven?! What kind of God would allow that?!

n/t

[DrWeird]

15. Mmmm, sacrelicious!

aughuchahagh!