Name a celeb that deserves to get Donner Partied in the western blizzard

[MrScorpio]

Driving through, Hummer gets stuck in the middle on nowhere. Out of celly range, but there's smoke rising from a cabin in the distance.

The celeb slogs to the far out of the way place, never to be heard from again... Except on DVD and Blu Ray Disc.

Who is this unfortunate victim, or victims?

I'll start with the Jonas Brothers.

No talent, media attracting hacks.

[mcctatas]

1. Paris Hilton, The entire Kardashian/Jenner family...

the entire cast of The Hills and Carrot Top. Just for starters :evilgrin:

[Evoman]

22. I would totally eat Kim Kardashian.

And what a fine meal that would be. :9

[mtnester]

41. Can I say this...Bruce Jenner is a weirdo freak

yep

[csziggy]

2. Rick Warren - you could feed an army with just him

[nomorenomore08]

10. Probably the best thing he could ever do for the "less fortunate," amiright?

:rofl:

[csziggy]

26. Yes, since he could really "feed the poor!"

[LynneSin]

24. you could feast on that guy for awhile

seriously

[southerncrone]

3. Chuck Norris & Tom Seleck.

Neo-con boobs.
Even if Seleck was hot. Brains ALWAYS trump looks.

[Bucky]

33. If Chuck Norris ever got the Donner party treatment, he'd just kick your ass from the inside out

[southerncrone]

48. I have a cast iron stomach. Been proven many times over.

No problem containing the over-rated dunderhead.

[enigmatic]

4. This is an easy one

[PaddyBlueEyes]

5. Oh God not him

MccTata's will freak...she luvs the sham wow.

[enigmatic]

6. If I wanted to see someone channelling Jerry Lews as a crankhead

I would watch Sammy Petrillo in "Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorllia" again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ1CC1JGyAI

[mcctatas]

7. I told you...

I am afraid it will be another empty promise and only break my heart, much like the Bedazzler!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

9. Ill be there to pick up the pieces

sham wow away...

[billyoc]

20. So many of us were taken in by the bedazzler, and that temptress, Tana(from TV).

LIES!

[mcctatas]

21. Oh sweet Jesus!

yer back! How was the undercover operation fed boy?! :hi:

[billyoc]

27. Epic Fail.

:cry:

[mcctatas]

29. Oh no!

What is your punishment? Were you reassigned to Cheney's security detail? :P

[billyoc]

30. Skyscraper building duty in New York.

In the winter! :cry:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

31. Oh sweet

especially in this weather..welcome back, bro.

[billyoc]

37. Thanks, Paddy. -20 wind chill at 200 feet up today.

'Course, I "forgot" to tell the union I was back...

:hide:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

42. LOL

what building are you working on? Ill be in midtown tomorrow night.

[billyoc]

44. No idea yet. I've got to shape up tomorow morning.

Probably one of the highrises on 8th in midtown, if not the Freedom Tower.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

46. Cool

Sometimes when Im in town, Ill give ya shout and we can grab some grub. Be careful, ironworker.

[billyoc]

47. Definitely do.

[Bucky]

36. Nit: to be a "celebrity" one must have actually done something worth celebrating

Isn't this guy Paris Hilton's new boyfriend?

[pokerfan]

8. Honestly, I can't wish that on my worst enemy

"On the 19th of December, 1853, I started from St. Louis on the evening train bound for Chicago. There were only twenty-four passengers, all told. There were no ladies and no children. We were in excellent spirits, and pleasant acquaintanceships were soon formed. The journey bade fair to be a happy one; and no individual in the party, I think, had even the vaguest presentiment of the horrors we were soon to undergo."

http://www.readbookonline.net/readOnLine/1288

[Orrex]

13. Who's your worst enemy? I'll wish it on them for you

No charge!

[hobbit709]

11. Oxyrush and O'Lielly

Along with Coulter and Malkin

[Mad_Dem_X]

12. Yes, along with Sean Insanity

[CBHagman]

14. No, because the others would starve...

...if the menu featured Coulter.

[hobbit709]

15. And the problem with that is??

[dgibby]

16. Coulter's not the food, silly. She's the toothpick!

[SidneyCarton]

49. Coulter would devour the rest of them.

Pure evil is always the last to die.

[LynneSin]

25. Oxyrush I'd be fearful of some of the chemicals in there and Coulter - where's the beef hunny??!!

You'd starve if you'd have to survive off of Coulter

[PassingFair]

17. Bill Kristol for an appetizer.

Rush Limbaugh for the main course.
Hannity for dessert.

Maybe Michelle Malkin for a sweet with coffee.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[quakerboy]

32. No way in hell malkin can be considered sweet

WTF?

[Bucky]

38. Ah, to eat his own.

"each". I meant to say "each his own". What the hell was I thinking?

[IndianaJones]

18. George Clooney.nt

[sasquatch]

23. I object

[Arugula Latte]

19. Reba McIntyre

[mitchum]

28. Jack Black...several people could eat that portly obnoxious fuckwit

[Bucky]

34. His dying screams might constitute his funniest performance yet

[AlCzervik]

35. Those things from "the Hills", all of them.

[Rabrrrrrr]

39. Tom Cruise. Oprah. All rappers and emo bands.

[mtnester]

40. Stephen Baldwin

because he broke a promise

[quakerboy]

43. Given Michael Jacksons purported condition, would

sending him be considered murder or euthanasia?

[AwakeAtLast]

45. Paris Hilton