What do you suppose happened to this guy's rear?

[CatWoman]

:shrug:

[JitterbugPerfume]

1. Damn!

I dunno, but I hope it ain't catching!

[motely36]

2. post a warning next time!

:puke:

[redqueen]

3. Maybe he was sitting on a chair with slats for the seat?

His buns are freaky, but the socks totally make that picture for me.

[Taverner]

4. He took steroids and did deadlifts and squats a lot

[madeline_con]

5. I just learned a whole lot about musculature from that.

Thanks.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Good God. Is that real?

Because if it is. Yuck.

[flvegan]

7. Yup. Gluteal striations.

Very popular in the pro ranks right now.

You're not really dry and ripped if you ass isn't all cut like that.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. How does one who looks like that go potty

without falling in? Or even sit at the table?

[flvegan]

9. That's a fully flexed ass.

It doesn't look like that unflexed. Looks quite normal unflexed, actually.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Oh, see. I don't know these things.

I should have asked LeftyMom.

:hide:

[flvegan]

13. My ass looks nothing like that

even flexed. I don't do deadlifts, as it's an injury prone exercise and their are others for hamstrings. However, if my ass DID look like that, I'd post a pic of it here just to screw with you guys.

[trof]

30. No, it doesn't.

;-)

[Lucian]

10. That's what happens when you hold it in for too long.

[CatWoman]

11. I wonder if Claude Van Damme's ass looks like that?

[TK421]

14. He probably shits normal asses n/t

[DS1]

15. Paulie Walnuts?

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Nice goin', knuckle-ass

[undeterred]

17. He had butt roast implants.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Looks like he had a surgeon put a couple baby back ribs in his ass.

[Robb]

19. I left my two loaves of bread somewhere around here.

:D

[TK421]

20. Were they PUMPernickel?

pumpernickel...get it?

[Deep13]

21. His ass has its own feet! nt

[TK421]

22. You think he wears Adidass?

[NJmaverick]

23. I guess that is what's left when you remove all body fat

better (although I think that is a matter of opinion in this case) living through chemistry.

[scubadude]

24. I don't know, but I found that pair of boxing gloves he lost... nt

[Deja Q]

25. He mistook an escalator for the Tilt-A-Whirl?

[buzzycrumbhunger]

26. Holy fuck

Are those feet? :scared:

[HughBeaumont]

27. cASShews.

Can't believe at one point in my life I actually wanted to look like these freaks . . .

[KamaAina]

28. Some sicko branded it with a tiny red X?

:shrug:

[InternalDialogue]

29. Looks like George Foreman got to him.

Both with his fists and the grill.

"This one on the left I'll call George Jr. And this one on the right is called George Jr. too."

[brentspeak]

33. Or maybe George affixed two boxing gloves on the guy

[jane_pippin]

31. It's like his ass grew extremely muscular arms which are doing bicep curls.

:puke:

[Skittles]

32. I KICKED HIS ASS WITH A WAFFLE IRON

YES INDEED

[FloridaJudy]

34. Jiminy Christmas!

People do that to themselves voluntarily? Wouldn't it be easier just to have a bunch of maggots tattooed on your spine, if you want to gross people out?

[buzzycrumbhunger]

35. The weirdest thing to me

. . . is that these people apparently do it because they think it's "attractive." Yeah, gimme a deformed brute with a microdick any day. . . NOT.

Even more bizarre is the number of women doing it now, too. Craziness.

[GreenPartyVoter]

36. That just ain't right