Mr. Midlo is an idjit.

[Midlodemocrat]

Yup. He is. Amex notified us last month that they had received word from Social Security that he was deceased and cancelled his card.

Well, three phone calls later, they reopened it.

He paid the bill Friday, but I warned him to check and see if the card was still open first, because if they still think he's dead, why pay the bill, right? I mean, it's not like they could sue the estate, because there is no estate. He's alive.

Did he listen to me? Of course not.

Now, he's still dead and he just paid off $4000 to a card we can't use.

Idjit.

He's at Social Security now getting himself declared 'un dead'.

:rofl:

You cannot make this up.

[flvegan]

1. When he's declared undead, he's going to be after your brains!

[Midlodemocrat]

2. I lost the last of those when I had BabyM.

The placenta? Brains. Anyone who says differently is full of crap.

Why do you think they store cord blood in there? Brains. Grey matter.

[LynneSin]

3. well if the guy is dead can't you and the kids get the SSN benefits now

I remember them to be pretty helpful - helped paid for my brother's college but not much help to me since that asshole Reagan cut the age off at 18 for everyone instead of 18 only if you don't go to college.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. The *funny* part is that I believe they mixed up

Mr. and my FIL.

Same name, same address. Different middle initials. Gah.

I had lots of plans for that card this week. I am pissed. Now I have to use mine.

[flvegan]

5. Plus the house is hers, and that gardener she's been eyeballing

is about to start laying more than sod.

[LynneSin]

8. I heard there was some pipe that needed to be laid

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

6. But is he dead to you?

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

7. If he were dead to me, would I be this overworked?

I don't think so.

And, he just got back from SS. He is officially NOT DEAD!!!!!

:woohoo:

:woohoo:

[NewJeffCT]

9. Isn't he a Republican?

Republican = idjit

EOS

[Midlodemocrat]

10. No. He's a born again, but he's definitely not a Republican.

he doesn't like anything about them.

[NewJeffCT]

11. OK

but, he does have good taste in women, so he gets credit for that no matter his political persuasion.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. He might disagree with that today.

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. "Dead people don't have to take out the fucking trash."

How long until you hear this phrase, wafting up from the living room couch? :rofl:

[TZ]

14. I smell a sitcom!

:D

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. braaaaaains

sez he

[SOteric]

16. What?!! That GOOBER!!! How is he going to lavish Xmas gifts upon you without an Amex?!!

As soon as he's alive again tell him he's dead to me.

[halobeam]

17. correct, you can't make it up. My son spent his first "senior cut out day" proving he's a citizen.

:rofl: