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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:21 PM
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O Lord since you are up there where the eagle is sore can I get a CAPTION?
Edited on Tue Mar-02-04 02:31 PM by underpants
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:22 PM
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1. Gee.... can I be the new Marty Feldman?
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:23 PM
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2. If you squint just right, it looks like the eagle is crapping on Ashcroft
Ah, to dream
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:25 PM
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5. If that thing craps on me like the one did in second grade...
and embrasses me in front of the others I will have to go home and only go to church where they don't make fun of me because of my superior ability to talk in tongues like Uncle Fundy taught me to...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:24 PM
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3. Lemme check....okay no breasts are visible
We can move on now.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:27 PM
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6. Hold it it says JUSTITIA.....there's a breast reference there...
we will have to get rid of that part...
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:25 PM
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4. Dang that clumsy George has no control of his Frisbie toss
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:28 PM
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7. I need your wisdom your guidance Justice Scalia
:bounce:
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Search Party Donating Member (570 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:30 PM
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8. "dirty, filthy, titty...."
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:47 PM
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10. ahahaha!
That one just got me some strange looks at work.

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frylock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:52 PM
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12. i love that disc
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:44 PM
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9. Herr Ashcroft remembers that he saw a Crisco coupon in the paper ...
... and, pauses to seek guidance on how he can bring more suffering and stress and fear into people's lives ...
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afraid_of_the_dark Donating Member (724 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 02:48 PM
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11. Scandalous... I can see right under that eagle's feathers!
That's it - constitutional amendment time: all eagles need to wear underpants! :D
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 03:02 PM
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13. As soon as I get this giant novelty pog dislodged from my skull...
...I'm gonna kill whoever threw it. I bet it was Powell.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 03:07 PM
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14. heard off in the distance: "Remember, boys, don't shoot until
you can see the whites of th-- SHOOT! SHOOT!!"
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