Because you can never have enough posts about cats

[Wickerman]

here is the product of an email I got from my freeper-ish brother in law. Much better than usual and I know the folks in the lounge were dying for yet anohter cat post.

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
--Albert Schweitzer

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats,
for they are subtle and will
puke on your computer." --Bruce Graham

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
--Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't
get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow." --Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
--English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
--Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another."
--Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called;
cats take a message and get back to you later."
--Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and
they are subject to a good
many ailments, but I never heard of
one who suffered from insomnia."
--Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats will come back
as mice in their next life."
--Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by cats."
--Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
--Hippolyte Taine

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
--Unknown

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
--Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God."

"Time spent with cats is never wasted. "
--Colette

"You will always be lucky if you know
how to make friends with strange cats."
--Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never
does any harm to ask for what you want."
-Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic."

"My husband said it was him or the cat ...
I miss him sometimes."

"Cats aren't clean,
they're just covered with cat spit."

[mmm]

1. very good

time spent with cats is never wasted

[SiobhanClancy]

2. Here's a good one from Mark Twain..

"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."

[SoCalDem]

3. There ARE sled-cats.. I have proof..(pic)

http://www.siberiancats.com/race.htm

Cats Glide to Easy Win in Atta Boy

BEND, OR (AheadOfNews.com) - Dog mushers expressed dismay yesterday when a sled pulled by Siberian cats won the Atta Boy 300 Sled Dog Race in central Oregon.
Rachel Tucker of Baker City, Ore., was allowed to enter the race with her 200-cat team as a publicity stunt. Apparently no one except Tucker expected her to win.




"I told the puppy lovers to watch out, that these cats were for real, but they thought I was joking," said Tucker, also known as "Fur Muffin."

Tucker and her Silver Classic Tabby Kravchenko Siberians took the lead during the first stage of the race, a 47-mile loop around Mount Bachelor, and increased it during each subsequent stage. They completed the entire 300-mile course in just over 22 hours, about an hour ahead of the nearest dogs.

"I've never seen anything like it," said Mike Kensington of Bear Creek, Yukon Territory. "My poor Huskies almost died of embarrassment."

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