A Freeper is taking a walk...

[jeff30997]

Suddenly he sees a banana peel on the ground and says:

"Oh noes !1!! If Rush and Hannity don't tell me what to do I'm going to fall again!"

Hehehe.Come on,lets recycle all those dumb blond jokes and apply it to Freepers!

:bounce:

[jeff30997]

1. Hello ?

Anybody home ?

[Grayscalz]

2. hers one

Santa, a smart freeper and a dumb freeper jump off a building at the same time, who hits the ground first?

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The dumb freeper hits the ground first, as he is the only one that exists. :p

[jeff30997]

3. Lol!

And I really mean lol.I never heard this one before.(I'm French Canadian so...) :)

[av8rdave]

16. My punchline would have been "who cares?"

[mcctatas]

4. OK, here goes...

A freeper was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under his arm. As he passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did you get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won it in a raffle!"

[jeff30997]

6. Lol!

Hi miss M ! How are you ? I hope your butt finally defrosted and that there's no permanent

damages.:P

[mcctatas]

8. No permanent damage....

I found this web site just in the nick of time ;)

http://www.warmyourbuns.com/index.html?lmd=39796.729618

[KamaAina]

5. ...and decides to chew some gum while he's at it.

You can guess the rest.... :nuke:

[rug]

7. A freeper is a person who brings a parachute on the Titanic.

[sarge43]

9. Or a rowboat on the Hindenburg.

Hear about the freeper who stayed up all night studying for his prostate exam?

[jeff30997]

11. No.

Did he get a good result because he studied? :P

[sarge43]

15. No, because the doctor couldn't see past the Freep's head. n/t

[jeff30997]

21. Lol!

Good one.Thanks for the lol. :)

[Manifestor_of_Light]

10. that's as funny as a screen door on a submarine.

uh huh.

[meow2u3]

12. A freeper walks into a porta-potty

and tells his sister, "Honey, I'm home"! :rofl:

[madeline_con]

13. Best one so far.

[madeline_con]

14. Two Freepers are going to the Superbowl...

but they don't want to drive because of the traffic, so they decide to ride a camel. After the game they see 20 camels are lined up outside. Little Freeper starts crying and asking, "Which is our camel?"

Big Freeper tells him to go and lift the tails of the camels and look for 2 assholes. Little Freeper lifts all 20 tails and says none of them do. Big Freeper says, "That's impossible, cause when we rode in I heard someone say, look at those 2 assholes on the camel!"

[NewJeffCT]

17. A DUer went into the office kitchen...

one morning and found a new Freeper painting the walls. He was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, the DUer asked him why he was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

The Freeper showed him the instructions on the paint can, "For best results, put on two coats".

[NewJeffCT]

18. A Freeper & a DUer were sitting in a bar

after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the Freeper bet the DUer $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the Freeper gave the DUer $50. The DUer said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."

But the Freeper insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."

Then the DUer said, "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The Freeper replied, "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

[jeff30997]

22. Hey I got it the first time.

:)

[EstimatedProphet]

19. Did you hear about the Freeper that won the Nobel Prize for Physics?

I didn't either.

[BleedingHeartRN]

20. A Freeper dies

and goes directly to hell. Satan meets him and takes him to the "special" Republican hell and tells him since he's been doing his work so well, he's going to let him choose how he will spend all eternity. He leads the Freeper to 3 doors and tells him he can have a look at each and then decide where he wants to stay. Behind the first door George W. Bush sits reading to school children and his aides whisper to him that the country is under attack, reliving the events of 9-11. Bush then proceeds to shit his pants profusely and uncontrollably. The children all laugh hysterically and the smell is unbearable. "This happens over and over again" Satan tells him, "but you can take his place." The Freeper decides that he'll see what the other choices are. Behind door #2, Dick Cheney is swimming around naked in a shark infested tank. Everytime the sharks snap at him, he proceeds to have a heart attack, is shocked back to life by his defibrillator, and gets electrocuted while wide awake. "No thanks, Satan. Let's check behind door number 3." Satan opens the last door and Ann Coulter is on her knees, blowing Karl Rove. The Freeper thinks to himself that spending all eternity getting blown by Ann Coulter is more of a dream come true than eternal damnation! "I'll take this one, Satan!" Satan nods his head and then says, "okay Ann, you're free to go."

:evilgrin:

[jeff30997]

23. Lol!

I don't know if hell exist but if it does I'm glad I'm not a freeper.:evilgrin:

[sarge43]

24. Ba Boom! n/t