I just heard one of those stupid, fake "Santa clause" news reports

HEyHEY

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Tue Dec-23-08 10:08 PM
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I just heard one of those stupid, fake "Santa clause" news reports

Edited on Tue Dec-23-08 10:09 PM by HEyHEY

Saying that he'll be escorted across Canada by four CF-18s tomorrow night.

Why the fuck does Santa need fighter jet escorts? Did he piss off the wrong person?

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Dec-23-08 10:09 PM
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1. They're protecting him from Sarah Palin and GWBush

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insanity

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Tue Dec-23-08 10:09 PM
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2. In case those wiley bunch at the MAF try to take Santa down

the Mexican Airforce must be stopped.

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pokerfan

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Tue Dec-23-08 10:20 PM
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3. Hey, Kids, I heard on the news...

Clark: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.

Eddie: (after a pause) You serious, Clark?

:rofl:

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HEyHEY

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Tue Dec-23-08 10:21 PM
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4. that's one of my favourite parts of that movie

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