I ordered 150,000,000 year old reptile dung to give my son for Christmas and it hasn't come yet.

[rug]

What can I get now at the last minute?

[Richardo]

1. I can FedEx you some 12-hour old Canis familiaris dung

:thumbsup:

[rug]

3. That's the nicest Christmas sentiment I've heard.

:hi:

[Richardo]

7. Merry christmas!

:hi:

Hope you find something.

[Orsino]

2. The Naval Observatory has a pile of it that no one's using. n/t

[rug]

4. But they won't say where it is.

[texas1928]

5. I hate constipated dinosaurs.

[rug]

6. It suits him. He's never in the bathroom less than twenty minutes.

[graywarrior]

8. Got any prune juice?

[rug]

9. I wish, It's coming from Dorset, England so who knows where the hell it is now.

I may have to run out to Spencer Gifts.

[graywarrior]

12. This is why Spencer Gifts has stayed in business for so long

[Richardo]

17. Sure - displace American dinosaurs and their dung-making capacity.

:eyes:

[NewJeffCT]

10. Some lumps of coal?

and a bag of rocks?

just kidding. how old is he?

Books are always a good gift.

[rug]

11. He's 14 and the whole house has been up in arms all year every time he leaves the bathroom.

If they found that smell in Iraq even DU would support the invasion.

He's already got some presents, but maybe I will go to the park and get some rocks. Thanks!

[KansDem]

13. Just give it to him next year. I think 150,000,001-year-old reptile dung...

...would make an excellent gift.

[rug]

14. Thanks. I can give for his birthday too.

[Deep13]

15. Dinosaur shit! Gee thanks, Mom!

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

16. Darwinists.

That's 6,000 year old reptile dung. </Sarah Palin>