Mein Baum hat geschrumpft

[underpants]

A member of Berlin's ice swimming club "Berliner Seehunde" (Berlin seals) takes a dip in Orankesee lake in Berlin December 25, 2008. Several members of the swimming club met on Thursday for their traditional Christmas ice swimming session.
REUTERS/Fabrizio Bensch (GERMANY)

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Bitte, mach schnell mit der Schnapps! SCHNELL!!!!!! SCHNELL!!!! Ich bin KALT!!

[underpants]

2. und Glühwein -SCHNELL!!!!

http://german.about.com/library/blrezept_gluehwein.htm

Hot Mulled Wine (Glühwein, "glow wine")

Ingredients (serves 2-3 persons)

* 1 bottle of dry red wine (750 ml)
* one lemon
* 2 sticks of cinnamon
* 3 cloves
* 3 tablespoons of sugar
* some cardamom (or ginger)

Directions
Heat the red wine in a pot (don't boil). Cut the lemon into slices and add to the wine. Then add the cinnamon, cloves, sugar and a little cardamom (to taste). Heat everything for about 5 minutes - do not boil - and let stand for about an hour. Before serving, reheat and strain. Serve in prewarmed glasses or mugs.

[tigereye]

5. I plan to make some tonight...

I have some mulling spices.


Gluwein est sehr gut!

[NightWatcher]

3. ich bin auslander und spreche nicht gut deutsch.....

but that crazy cracker looks cold

[LiberalEsto]

4. Das ist eine scho"ene Hut!

Ich wu"nsche das ich habe diese scho"ene Hut auch.


(Poor Frau Koronka, my high school German teacher for 3 years back in the mid 1960s, is probably spinning in her grave)

[foxfeet]

6. Und auch wahrscheinlich Ihrer Schwanz.

Das Wasser scheint sehr kalt. Schrumpfung! Es ist Schrumpfung!