OK, forget Rick Warren. Who should give the prayer?

[SoxFan]

Poll question: OK, forget Rick Warren. Who should give the prayer?

[rcrush]

1. Other: The Bishop Don Magic Juan

[LeftyMom]

2. The Rev. Creflo Dollar. Because that's the best sketchy TV preacher name ever.

[SoxFan]

3. I forgot Eko!

The drug lord turned priest from "Lost". Crap.

[Zavulon]

4. Nobody.

There shouldn't be a prayer to begin with.

[XemaSab]

5. Pastor Billy-Reuben from Landover Baptist: Unsaved Unwelcome

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thestaff/pastors/reuben.html

Pastor Billy-Reuben Gibson was a Hellbound sinner in his younger days. He was a fornicating, dope-smoking, angry-at-God type atheist, into demon-worship, witchcraft, crystals, Mormonism, astrology, astronomy, evolution, voting for Democrats, and any other way he could think of to spit in God's eyes.

[SoxFan]

7. He's already booked

Giving the invocation at Free Republic's Illegitimate Inaugural Counter-Protest & Weenie Roast on the 21st.

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Florence Henderson. Only She may unite us all.

That, or Anne B. Davis.

[flvegan]

8. Reverend Run

[XemaSab]

14. .

:thumbsup:

[flvegan]

18. I'm the King James version, there is none higher

sucka Bible verses should call me sire

[XemaSab]

23. .

:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

9. Rabrrrrrr

with a chorus line of lounge lizards shouting "A-men" on cue.

[lightningandsnow]

10. Rick Astley.

[SoxFan]

12. I think we have a winner!

[mwooldri]

11. Serious answer: Archbishop Desmond Tutu. Silly answer: Eddie Izzard.

I've not weighed in on the Warren controversy and won't but the above are my choices if I got to choose.

Mark.

[rug]

13. George Foreman

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. Lee Mercer, Jr.

For all three prayers.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. The Reverend Billy C. Wirtz !!

http://www.youtube.com/v/JdyffrZxGP4&hl=en&fs=1

I rest my case :D

[Robeson]

17. Normal Bob Smith....

... http://www.normalbobsmith.com/

[laconicsax]

19. Other: No one--it's a State function.

[Fire Walk With Me]

20. Don't remind them

on the off chance that we can get in Florence Henderson or Lee Mercer, Jr.

[laconicsax]

21. What happened to Mercer? His website doesn't exist anymore.

[Fire Walk With Me]

22. That's a shame. Someone put a LOT of time into that :)

Try Wayback Machine...