Will feces-throwing howler monkeys take over GD-P2004 tonight?

[Padraig18]

Poll question: Will feces-throwing howler monkeys take over GD-P2004 tonight?

Or will it be the stealthier 'shove a blade under your 5th rib' crowd who gains the upper hand?

:P

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. Do NOT mock feces-throwing howler monkeys.

Some of my best friends are feces-throwing howler monkeys.

GD Fight Club, on the other hand, I stay away from those fuckers. ;)

[Padraig18]

2. LOL!

It was as close to an 'apt' animal analogy as I could get, unless it were a rabid wombat. :P

[WoodrowFan]

13. I notice you have a picture of one at the bottom of your post too.

[Whitacre D_WI]

14. Again, sir, I ask you to cast no such aspersions on the good name...

...of feces-throwing howler monkeys.

[jonnyblitz]

3. that word "feces" always cracks me up for some reason.

:shrug:

[baldguy]

4. What's that saying...?

Take a million monkeys, with a million typewriters, for a million years...

[AndyP]

7. and you get a GWB speech

[Blue-Jay]

12. Shit. That only takes two monkeys and about 15 minutes.

ook.

[Padraig18]

22. Don't insult monkeys that way!

:P

[gyopsy]

5. Sure will

Just like every night.

[citizen snips]

6. We are all going to die.

If we stay in that forum any longer.

[Padraig18]

8. I heard the sounds...

Of steel blades being ground on whetstones. Tonight will be dangerous there, and tomorrow doubly so.

:scared:

[citizen snips]

11. It will be a long night.

And a deadly night woe is anyone who steps foot in GD:2004.

[arwalden]

9. Whatever Happens Will Be God's Will

[Padraig18]

10. Hmmm...

I've read the Bible from cover to cover several times, and don't remember a single mention of feces-throwing holwler monkeys, unless it was in the story about Noah...:P

[hatrack]

16. No, those were crab-eating macaques!

Some conservative interpretations of the Bible state, however, that they were spider monkeys.

[Padraig18]

17. Damn those fundies!

:P

[arwalden]

19. Maybe Some Of Your Pages Were Stuck Together

:P

[Lizz612]

15. Neither

The crowd that takes over tonight will be the the howler monkeys that work in groups of three; two of them throw feces at each other and the third comes up and shoves a blade under your 5th rib while you are watching the others. Damn sneaky buggers.

[Padraig18]

18. They've started already, I fear...

I was in the briefly...

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. Have ye no faith in your moderators????

:( .....

;)

[Padraig18]

21. Of COURSE I do, Laura.

But you guys can only wade through so much howler-monkey feces in a given time period. The sheer VOLUME may overwhelm you, temporarily.:P