Feces-throwing howler monkeys, check into this safe haven!

[WilliamPitt]

*throws poop*

[JohnLocke]

1. *pttpptt*

Hah! A moral victory!

[GOPisEvil]

2. *SCREEEEEEECH!!!!*

*flings poop*

[Dookus]

3. *SCREEEEECH*

*flings poop i've been saving up for weeks*

[WilliamPitt]

8. Weeks-old poop is pushing it

That stuff gets hard, cheater. I'll bet you throw iceballs during snowball fights, too. Only fresh, warm, soft feces, please.

[Whitacre D_WI]

4. Mine faeces are mightier than thine!

*SPLAT*

[WilliamPitt]

25. Verily, I say nay!

Nay, mine faeces shall smiteth the mightiest foe.

[VelmaD]

37. Speaking of your feces...

what did eventually happen with your roommate and the poop last night?

[Whitacre D_WI]

38. Alas!

I am awash in faeces! Zounds, is this the last of Whitacre? Lo, I drown.

[SOteric]

5. Can I post here if I'm a tree-dwelling crap flinger...?

Or are you folks exclusive of other feces throwers?

[VelmaD]

9. I bet in your case...

we could make an exception. :)

[SOteric]

18. Needless to say this solves the question

of what happened with Will's head shaving roommate.

[VelmaD]

6. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*picks small bugs out of your hair and squishes them before feeding them back to you*

Hey Will...you gonna show us your butt or just pooch your bottom lip out and sit high up in a tree with a leaf on your head?

[Padraig18]

7. Ee-ee-ee-ee-aa-aa-aa-oo-oo-ooo....

*splat*

[Paragon]

10. That explains the "where should I poop on my roommate" thread

As a howler monkey, you really must need that four-blade razor to pass as human.

[MuseRider]

11. Hey!

I got a huge mound of horse shit. Can I play too?

[Padraig18]

13. Can I have 1/2 ton for my garden 1st?

:hi:

[MuseRider]

14. You have no idea

how much I wish I could give it to you! My spreader is broken but what is there is composting nicely. OOOhhhhh, nice and soft and gushy.

[Padraig18]

17. The Amish would love you.

They've just now started spreading on their fields...

[MuseRider]

22. It is that time of the year.

Check your inbox, I just sent you some virtual horse shit.

[Padraig18]

LOL!

How thoughtful, and how.... unique a gift! :P

[displacedtexan]

12. I'd rather get fragged with flung feces

than spend another minute in another forum.

Will someone please pellet me with poop until I learn NOT to reply to an Israel/Palestine post?

[Padraig18]

15. THAT place scares me...

And I'd spit in the devil's face and laugh!

:scared:

[displacedtexan]

20. There should be warnings on the main page!

Like warnings in Gothic novels: Whatever you do, don't go into the west wing, Victoria!
Like warnings in the movies: the kid swinging the banjo back and forth over the side of the bridge in 'Deliverance' like a railroad warning sign as the men set out on their river trip.

[Padraig18]

23. I agree!

I used to think knew what a 'flame fest' was, until I wandered into I/P one day. GD-P2004 is a playground, compared to that hell hole.

[displacedtexan]

26. You're absolutely right!

I should have known better!
Yikes!
Matcom and I usually yell at each other for venturing outside the lounge!
I'm expecting a Matcom ass-kicking shortly!

[Forkboy]

33. I wish you'd go back and explain what you meant

You seemed to be implying that being homeless was ok because it was warm.If that's not the intent of your post I would truly be glad to hear it.

[displacedtexan]

40. Selling images of children "cold" in 86 degree weather

seems specious to me.

I'm busy flinging feces here.

[curse10]

16. monkeys are cute! and they only throw poop at bad people!

[WilliamPitt]

19. Stop posting pictures of my girlfriend

[curse10]

21. Nyah nyah! Your girlfried is a poop throwing howler monkey!

[underpants]

24. Oooo ooo ooo ssssssshhffffpoomhp

Time out!

[LynneSin]

27. I'm cleaning out my litter box and I'm ready to throw

Just give me a target

[WilliamPitt]

28. Cheater

Litter box gravel equals shrapnel. Only nice, soft, fresh, warm feces, please.

[LynneSin]

30. What if I follow my cat around and try to catch it fresh from the butt

:shrug:

(did I really think up of that concept?)

[WilliamPitt]

31. Sadly, you did

Maybe you could rig a bag to its ass or something.

[LynneSin]

32. Kinda like what the Amish do with their Horse & Buggies

:D

[TXlib]

48. Uh, I'd better take cover then...

*ducks*

[Blue-Jay]

29. Damn kids, with their fancy poop-flinging....

<grumblegrumblegrumble>

[chefgirl]

34. Damn

:wow: I've been outed!!....and you promised you would never tell. :argh:

-chef-

[Forkboy]

35. you rang?

:)

[Maddy McCall]

36. Poop monkeys! Welcome to the refuge! Refresh here:

It's ok--they just don't understand us, and they hate what they don't understand. Monkey hug!




Here, have a Coke--prepare yourself to go back out in that cruel world:




And feel free to make some new armaments before venturing out!

[Dogmudgeon]

42. Alert the censor!

She's flashing titty!

Mr. Ashcroft! Mr. Ashcroft!

--bkl

[GoddessOfGuinness]

39. Oh thank God...er Allah...er oh christ...hell...

[Zomby Woof]

41. I'm a noodle-slinging monkey

Prepare to die.

[DS1]

43. Fuckin A! Sign me up

is DU now sooo sensitive, it needs wittle safe havens from the big bad Dems? Aww, how cute *rubbing all the havens under their delicate little chins*

Sometimes this place makes me sick. :eyes:

[dolo amber]

44. *EL SPATO*

Better? :D

[DS1]

45. much

that's some stinky shit, may I ask what country it came from?

[dolo amber]

46. Certainly

It hails from the land of *Those who cannot spell SPLATO* properly. Lovely place, you should look into a holiday there. :D

[BritishHuman]

47. Isn't Michael Weiner a Howler Monkey?

http://www.peskytherat.com/pesky/2003/02/23.html

Why does he get a safe haven?

[TXlib]

49. WilliamPitt is a dingbat.

[LynneSin]

50. I dare you to taunt me - I just got my Poo Flinger 4000 today

No one better mess with the LynneSin

:D

[TXlib]

51. Fling this... (nasty picture enclosed...)