I just ate Carvel ice cream cake. What about you?

[midnight armadillo]

It was a snowman cake. I ate half its face. yum.

[Orrex]

1. If a Carvel cake isn't Cookie-Puss, it's not a Carvel cake

Sorry to have to break it to you.

[Critters2]

2. I'm sure that what you meant to say was "If a Carvel cake isn't Fudgie the Whale,

it's not a Carvel cake." I forgive you, though I can't speak for Fudgie.

[Orrex]

3. Fudgie the Whale? Why not eat a big pan full of dirt?

You used to be so cool.

[Critters2]

4. Right. Cookie-Puss is cool.

:eyes:

[Orrex]

5. Fudgie the Whale is delicious like ambergris

:puke:


I always knew that reading Encyclopedia Brown would come in handy some day.

[Critters2]

6. I've never tasted ambergris, but it must be damn tasty!

Cuz Fudgie is teh awesome!

[Orrex]

7. You're wrong. I don't know how you can possibly be so wrong.

That's it--you're on Ignore.

Wrongie McWrongson.

[Critters2]

9. You're frightened by the awesome power that is

Fudgie the Whale. Give into it. You know you want to.

[Orrex]

12. You're blinded by the blowhole. I can't imagine any other explanation.

Oops--I have you on Ignore, so I can't be replying to you.

[Critters2]

13. I get so tired of the haters around here.

First, it's Jennifer Aniston. Now Fudgie. Will the madness never end?!

[Orrex]

14. I've got nothing against Jennifer Aniston

She knows that Cookie-Puss is the way to go, incidentally.

[Critters2]

16. Yeah, but Brad Pitt is a Fudgie man. That'll teach her!

Btw, you're not very good at "ignore", are you?

[Orrex]

21. I'm so Ignoring you, you blow-hole lover

Don't even tell me that I'm not ignoring you.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. My dear midnight armadillo!

I just had a yummy piece of home-made pumpkin pie!

:9

[Critters2]

10. Yes, but did it look like

Fudgie the Whale?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. My dear mycritters2!

*Sob!* It didn't! :cry:


But it was very yummy anyway!

:woohoo:

[derby378]

15. We used to have a Carvel's right down the street from us

It only lasted for a year or so. What a shame. Some of its flavors were really good. But Carvel's also has to compete with Braum's, Ben & Jerry at every 7-Eleven, etc.

[CreekDog]

18. but Carvel had one advantage none of the others had:

the older guy with the creepy voice offering sweets to kids. :eyes:

[Orrex]

20. 'Creepy' is a matter of opinion, I guess. He always sounded downright avuncular to me

And he always said "thank you" at the end of each commercial.

[CreekDog]

17. "for Father's Day, try the tie cake, same mold as the whale cake"

:rofl:

Billy Crystal had his moments.

[Bryan]

19. I've seen some of those ads on YouTube.

They're dreadful. Patton Oswalt nailed it when he said "Tom Carvel sounds like Tom Waits gargling hot asphalt."

[Lost-in-FL]

22. It's too damn cold outside for ice cream...

It is 68 deg outside. :scared:






























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