If you were on a life raft with the beloved cast of TV's Friends and had to eat one for survival...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Poll question: If you were on a life raft with the beloved cast of TV's Friends and had to eat one for survival...

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Love me some bushmeat, so better add the monkey to the list.

:coolmonkeyemoticon:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. I have to know...

who killed the friend :shrug:

surely you don't suggest we eat them alive :rofl:

[Iggo]

3. Jennifer Aniston.

For the flanks.

[MilesColtrane]

4. Jennifer Aniston, slowly, because she's such a naughty girl.

[SeattleGirl]

5. I'd toss 'em all overboard. I hate that show.

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Ew! With a gammy leg??

[Skittles]

7. definitely Matthew Perry, in one of his fatter stages

[Guava Jelly]

8. I'd eat Joey first.

He'd be the hardest one to beat and I would need all my energy to do it.This would up the gal to guy ratio of the survivors.
Plus I would have provided food for babes gaining favor and showing my dominance in the pack.
I'd eat a few others eventually but I wouldn't consume them.:hide:

[peekaloo]

9. why can't we use them as chum ?

[driver8]

10. Ha Ha! Now that's funny!! n/t

[flvegan]

11. I'd eat Jennifer or Courtney.

What's this about survival, though? :shrug:

[SteppingRazor]

12. no sex threads!

:rofl:

[petronius]

13. I'd eat LeBlanc (he probably has the right degree of marbling). I'd use the rest of them for fuel,

except for Aniston. I'd keep her around to have someone to talk to... ;)

[krispos42]

14. I think Matt would have the most lean muscle mass...

...so he'd make the most quality cuts of meat and have the highest yield for the barbie. Hell, if I'm being forced into cannibalism, I might as well get the most and healthiest meat for my murder, right?


Mmmmm.... sacro-lishious!



Tastes just like HuFu!

[jobycom]

15. I'd side with them and outnumber the other survivors on the raft, and eat them.

Then if necessary, I'd start badmouthing Ross to the others in private, just in case we didn't get rescued before the next election.

[Deja Q]

16. Matt LeBlanc - couldn't act in anything he was in.

Hell, make it a buffet for the lot of them; that show had no redeeming values whatsoever...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

18. I remember seeing LeBlanc in a number of pre-Friends sitcoms...

...including Married With Children and some spinoff from that show that I can't remember. Throughout his career he's had one character...Joey.



When he actually landed the "Joey" show, he got an immediate dose of harsh reality when he found out that he wouldn't be receiving $1 million per episode like he did on "Friends."

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

17. The one I'd most want to shut the hell up

which means it would come down to a coin toss to decide which of the four i'm thinking of would answer the call.