So Alabama ran into its kryptonite: Magical Mormon Underwear

[sasquatch]

:rofl:
Utah 31 - Alabama 17
:rofl:
I think we should make Ava pose/wear magical mormon underwear for a week.
:P

[Chan790]

1. Where do you propose we get them?

It's not like they sell them at Marshalls.

[mcctatas]

2. Maybe there is an incantiation that makes any underwear magical?

:shrug:

[Chan790]

4. no...these are special embroidered temple garments.

They have special symbolic V and L shaped patches to cover the nipples and on one leg and at the navel.

[sasquatch]

3. They sell'em over the internets I've been told

:D

[FloridaJudy]

10. Nope. You need a "Temple recommend" to buy them

To prove you're a practicing Mormon. They're not like girl scout uniforms. You're also supposed to remove the sacred symbols when you scrap them.

I learn a lot from recovering religious types.

[LeftyMom]

5. They show up on ebay sometimes.

[mcctatas]

6. Um...

and you know this how? :P

[LeftyMom]

7. Curiosity.

[Drunken Irishman]

8. UTAH WOOOOOOOOT!

[sasquatch]

11. As much as I hate the Mormon church, this almost makes up for it

[Drunken Irishman]

21. Just remember, most of Utah's studentbody are non-LDS.

[Shardik]

9. LOL!

Dem utes played better than expected and Alabam left their game at home.

[petronius]

12. If Bush can rescind a pardon, can the AP take back a 'Coach of the Year' award?

:rofl: Suck it, Saban! :rofl:

[SKKY]

13. Can't fuck with the Jesus Jammies!

[martymar64]

15. Holy Underwear, Batman!

:rofl:

[MikeNearMcChord]

14. How can the Crimson Tide go home after this?

How can John Parker Wilson, face Joe Namath? Losing to Utah is like losing to Vanderbilt and I think there is a law against that, in the South.:P
Oh by the way, the laughter you hear is coming from Auburn.

[SKKY]

16. I've got a Mormon shipmate here at work...

...I'm going to give him a wedgie on Monday and see just how far I can pull them up! :rofl:

[sasquatch]

17. Ask him first though if he's wearing them, some of them don't

:)

[Career Prole]

18. Are they anything like Armor O' God PJ's?

Those are still readily available!

[Chan790]

32. That's just wrong.

I wonder if they come in my size.

[Career Prole]

35. One size fits all.

Miraculously.
But the shield comes in small, medium, large, and 3-Ring Big Top...just slap one of those babies on top of the ol' trailer, toss on a couple of tires to hold it down, and the demons won't bite...they won't even light! I use one for a car tarp.

[madinmaryland]

19. WOW! The SEC apologists are awfully quiet today!!

:rofl:

[TZ]

20. You better hope that Ohio State beats Texas....

Or you are gonna be eating crow in TWO forums....:rofl:

[sasquatch]

23. Hey I'm in the same boat there I'm afraid

[TZ]

24. Ah well

Here's to hoping the Buckeye defense plays a bit better than the Bengals D.....

[sasquatch]

25. Excuse how many points did your Deadskins put up against my Bengals this year?

:P

[TZ]

31. Yeah...

But I had Washington D in my FF and you had the Bengals D...where did you finish in the DU FF league this year? I forget..:P

[Drunken Irishman]

22. That southern speed would EAT ALIVE THE WEST COAST UTES.

Uh huh, that's what we heard the weeks leading up to the game.

It looked like Utah's speed on offense and defense (how many times were they in 'Bama's backfield?) ate the Tide alive!

[sasquatch]

26. I think they believed they're own hype and Utah just out executed them

Those D-Lineman just never stopped rushingm the QB.

[Radical Activist]

27. Is this a defeat for bama

or is it a defeat for the entire Southern Baptist Church and all Southern identity?

[sasquatch]

28. Hopefully all three

:D

[Chan790]

29. Just 'bama.

It's not like a bulwark of southernness like Ole Miss or the Crimson Tide got creamed...oh, wait...you mean Alabama is the Crimson Tide? Sheeeit!!

Yeah, it's the utter defeat of southern culture, NASCAR, Paula Deen, SEC football and Jesus. I do feel bad for Jesus.

:hide:

[Radical Activist]

30. Thanks for clarifying.

But it's only a defeat for Southern Baptist Jesus, not Mormon Jesus and his many wives.

[Arugula Latte]

33. OMG! How DARE you make fun of their FAITH?!?!

Have you no SHAME?! Have you no DECENCY?!


:rofl:

[sasquatch]

34. "Have you no SHAME?! Have you no DECENCY?!"

Is that a rhetorical question?
:D

[murielm99]

36. This is not the first magic underwear thread.

There was a time when Mormon DUers would chide us and tell us how un-liberal and unfair we were to make fun of their undies. Even though it made me laugh, I used to agree. All faiths believe some pretty far-out stuff.

Now I don't care. I feel such strong revulsion toward the LDS church for abusing their power that I don't care at all.

Magic Underwear! Nyah! Nyah!