Been gone for three days. Did I miss anything?

[RetroLounge]

:shrug:

RL

[TZ]

1. Yeah.

You missed a lounge orgy care of Southpawpicker the other night..:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

5. Well, there's a visual that'll keep me awake

:rofl:

RL

[Guava Jelly]

2. Dude...

Nekkid Duers were everywhere..I right clicked so much that I had to buy a new mouse..
You should have been here

[RetroLounge]

6. I'm sure you'll PM me a few...

:9

RL

[Guava Jelly]

7. The _al_eg pictures should be in your box stat

You're welcome. ;)
(name edited for discretionary purposes) :silly:

[RetroLounge]

8. Evil, evil, evil

Evil...

RL

[Guava Jelly]

9. I shouldn't tease

(Like some people :eyes: ) he hee.

[yvr girl]

3. I was posting naked for ol' time's sake

Unfortunately, the pictures got destroyed.

[RetroLounge]

4. Damn.

:cry:

RL

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. My dear Retro!

OK, now you're up to date on what YOU missed...

And what we missed?

You...and the daily poetry threads, that's who!

Hope you had fun, and I'm glad you're back...

:hug:

[RetroLounge]

11. Thanks

:hi:

RL

[oshyposhy]

12. the but tutcher drew me a picture!

He has a great future that boy does!

[mcctatas]

14. little monster never draws me pictures!

:grr:

[Random_Australian]

13. I hear someone is kicking threads from the back page.

Other than that, nothing.

[Random_Australian]

15. Yes, apparently it tickles someone's humour to make this the most outdated thread in all of DU,

by kicking it incessantly.

Also, who engages in self-referential humour? Only a yoghurt.

[Random_Australian]

16. Who needs pants? I can kick just fine.

[Random_Australian]

17. George Bush was having his daily briefing. Donald Rumsfeld comes up to him and says

[Random_Australian]

18. "In Iraq today, three Brazilian soldiers were killed". The president looks very sad.

[Random_Australian]

19. It is because his party lost at the election so now he is not popular with his group.

[Random_Australian]

20. And remains as unaware of the Brazilian soldiers as he is that Donal Rumsfeld is wearing his pajamas

[Random_Australian]

22. ...

[Random_Australian]

23. I am serious poster!

[Random_Australian]

24. we are having serious debate!

[Random_Australian]

25. About cheese. Is it more tasty, or wonderful?

[Random_Australian]

26. Can I have a cheese car?

[Random_Australian]

27. Can I have some in an icecream cone?

[Random_Australian]

28. Can I have thinly sliced cheese solar cells?

[Random_Australian]

30. THAT ARE MADE OF PANCAKES.

[Random_Australian]

31. I like pancakes.

[Random_Australian]

32. With butter, maple syrup, and a democratic majority governing America.

[Random_Australian]

33. If I could have a new screenname, it would be totally_normal_Australian.

[Random_Australian]

34. Because I am! You make me feel like I can fly, so high, elevation?

[Random_Australian]

35. Jet aircraft are great.

[Random_Australian]

36. Provided they remain pressurised.

[Random_Australian]

37. Isn't it strange that we say "don't pressure people into doing something they do not want to"

[Random_Australian]

38. Yet pressure is exactly what we put on jet aircraft!

[Random_Australian]

39. Have we lost our social conscience?

[TZ]

40. O-M-G!!!!

He's baaaaack!

Peanut butter and Jelly so there!
:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

42. Eh, just visiting. :)

[Random_Australian]

41. Only you can put an end to jetsploitation!

[TZ]

43. You are REALLY bored aren't you?

:rofl:
Oh btw guess who's going to Obama's inauguration next week?:)

[Random_Australian]

47. The teenage mutant ninja turtles?

;) Congratulations on attending the inauguration. :)

Also, I'm not bored. This kind of thing seems really humourous to me!

[Random_Australian]

48. This thread will never die. It's not like frankenstein, immortalised in fame for creating a monster,

[Random_Australian]

49. But immortal because the internet will last forever!

[lizziegrace]

50. Would you please stop? This thread was started 10 days ago.

this isn't your thread or your personal little sandbox. Go play somewhere else.

[Random_Australian]

51. What's the matter? True, it's not everyone's kind of joke to try and

make something labelled "I've been gone three days" become the oldest thread in the Lounge by dedicated kicking, but I assumed anyone who found it annoying could simply ignore it.

Furthermore, given everything I've written here, I can't see it as anything more than an invite to anyone who enjoys absurdist humour to come play, faraway from the topic of the OP. (That's another reason why I picked this one - the OP had stopped using it).

Finally, finding a thread with a random thing in it like this would amuse me, and I would have thought others as well. Something a little unexpected! Some of us like suprises. :)

Well, now that I have made my case, are you less annoyed? Were you concerned that I might be malicious?

Edit: Ah, I see you are as stressed as hell, and I'll guess you're probably not in the mood for games of whimsy. Hmmmmm. Would you be terribly offended if I continued? It's quite harmless and RL was a DU friend last time I posted here. :)

[Robeson]

21. Of course not...

...DU is like a soap opera on tv. You could be gone 6 months, and pick up right where you left off.

[keroro gunsou]

29. miss anything...

in what respect, R.L. ?

[ScreamingMeemie]

44. Me.

:hi:

[RetroLounge]

46. ...

:hi:

RL

[Shakespeare]

45. You missed people being assholes.

In other words, no, you didn't miss a thing! :7 :hi: