Michael Dick got his balls handed to him

[Haole Girl]

You can't make this stuff up!

:rofl:

http://www.inquisitr.com/13941/meet-michael-dick-he-got-his-balls-handed-to-him-by-an-88-year-old/

Meet Michael Dick: he got his balls handed to him by an 88 year old



This is Michael Dick. He got his balls handed to him by an 88 year old woman. Literally.

The 88 year old Oregan woman managed to fight off a naked intruder, later identified by police as Michael G Dick by grabbing his crown jewels and giving them a good squeeze. I wouldn’t recommend robbing old ladies anyway, but who thought robbing an old lady whilst naked was a good idea?

The Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement that the elderly woman grabbed the naked man’s crotch and squeezed.

Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house through a sliding door and backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair. Apparently the old lady, whose ninja origins can’t be confirmed, reached behind her and squeezed.

[Jamastiene]

1. This reminds me of the audio tape going around a few years ago

where a woman grabbed a potential rapists penis in one hand and scrotum in the other hand and twisted them in opposite directions. On the audio tape, she was on the stand describing it in detail and repeating the things she said to him. Needless to say, he ended up not capable of raping her, but got tried for attempted rape anyhow. :evilgrin: I loved that audio. I wish I had a copy of it now.

[Haole Girl]

2. That's basically the kind of stuff we were taught in self-defense

If screaming and/or running doesn't work, of course!

[Jamastiene]

4. If I remember correctly, this woman was in her own bed and

woke up with him standing over her. He tried to get rough with her, but she managed to out-rough him. It was definitely a victory for her. :evilgrin:

[undeterred]

5. This is the thing you try before that other thing

where you push the rapists eyeballs back into his brain.

[Haole Girl]

6. lol!

:rofl:

[Taverner]

3. That is beautiful in a sick way

Justice, at the end of a Sierra Burn.