What would you do if you found out your significant other was a space alien?

[arcadian]

Let's say like 'Starman'. Only they were going to annihilate the Earth, but they were cool with you and a few others.

[LeftyMom]

1. I would not be all that surprised.

:shrug:

[billyskank]

23. flvegan comes from a planet where they have no sex.

He has been sent on a fact finding mission to report back his findings later. That's why he's such a pev.

[Deja Q]

2. Marry me and I'll let you know!

:spray:

[Haole Girl]

3. Hmm...

would that include Hawaii? :shrug:

[Jamastiene]

4. I would feel very special and would want my children to be

crowned princes and princesses. I would rather enjoy it, but I'm kind of a sick, twisted type person like that in some ways. :evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

5. probably nothing.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. It would be OK as long as he didn't have tentacles.

I'm not in a position to be choosy. I will draw the line at tentacles, though.

[supernova]

7. Was just thinking the opposite

Certain Japanese cartoons spring to mind.

:evilgrin:

[Orrex]

17. You must read this, then!

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/01/02/cephalerotica.html

[quakerboy]

8. Which others?

[arcadian]

15. Shriners

n/t

[quakerboy]

29. Prolly do what I can to fight it, then.

[sniffa]

9. Start making alien porn

That's a market that hasn't been cornered.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. I would call him Calgon and ask him to take me away from all this.n/t

[TK421]

11. Ask the significant other to take me with her, and blow up the rest n/t

[Sanity Claws]

12. Try to make some babies

I wonder what they'd be like.

[arcadian]

14. Alien babies?

cool

[Sanity Claws]

21. Half-alien, half-human

Would the babies be called huliens? almans?

[leftyclimber]

13. I would say,

"Oh. That explains it."

:hide:

[Chan790]

16. Honestly...

if my SO was going to annihilate the Earth, no matter how I felt about them before that, I'd kill them in their sleep.

I might be a selfish prick sometimes but preservation of all earth life, no matter how f'ed-up it is, is a higher good than the personal.

[Orrex]

18. I'd contact Lou Dobbs because of his strong stance against illegal immigration

Only Lou can save us from the encroaching Green Menace!

[graywarrior]

19. He's always insisted that he is.

[bigwillq]

20. As long as the sex is good.....

:evilgrin: :hide:

[Heidi]

22. I just went on loving him.

It didn't really change anything between us.

[JVS]

24. Demand to go on a space cruise!

I don't want to be forced to hang around here when I could be going to see cool places.

[MineralMan]

25. She's not?

[SPKrazy]

26. I'd say save me, take me away

and people I care about

and let the earth....


no I don't know what I'd do.


Also no current SO

[azmouse]

27. I'd ask him if Uranus is really big and gassy.

[Tikki]

28. I remember how I felt sad and yet very intrigued when the ......

aliens came to this little planet to take Jimi Hendrix back to his home world.

'Hendrix's hands were large enough to fret across all six strings with his thumb, and he could play lead and rhythm parts simultaneously. Another remarkable fact about Hendrix is that he was left-handed, yet used right-handed Stratocasters, playing them upside-down.'



Tikki