Woman set fire to husband's genitals

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An Australian woman allegedly set fire to her husband's genitals because she believed he was having an affair, a court heard.

Last Updated: 11:21AM GMT 05 Jan 2009
Rajini Narayan, 44, is accused of killing her husband Satish by dousing his genitals in methylated spirit while he slept.

Mr Narayan, who suffered burns to 85 per cent of his body, died in hospital 20 days later.

After the fire Mrs Narayan was overheard by neighbours saying she had only wanted to burn her husband's penis "so it belongs to me and no one else," prosecutors claimed.

"It's just his penis I wanted to burn, I didn't mean this to happen," the Adelaide Advertiser quoted her as saying.

Lucy Boord, prosecuting, said that Mrs Narayan believed her husband was having an affair and was jealous.

"She told neighbours 'my husband loves another woman, he hugs her'," she said.

more:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/4124718/Woman-set-fire-to-husbands-genitals.html

[SoxFan]

1. His penis was 85% of his body?

[mainegreen]

2. perfect. Truly, you nailed it.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Yeah, but

he's only 3 3/4 inches tall.

[CreekDog]

36. sitting down

:evilgrin:

it is sooooooooooooo wrong to joke about this. :hide:

[Radical Activist]

23. I'll still be laughing about this tomorrow afternoon.

[NJmaverick]

30. No wonder why she was so possessive

:crazy:

[mcctatas]

4. I just read this headline to my twisted mother....

and she said "Who knew they were flammable" :crazy:

[SoxFan]

5. I see where you get it from now...

[Inchworm]

7. LoL

:woohoo:

:rofl:

[JohnnyLib2]

14. Laughing here---

:rofl: then Mrs. JL2 asks what is so funny -- now she's showing way too much interest.... :scared:

[Schema Thing]

21. uh, everyone?

that's why we keep fire extinguishers at bedside, duh.

[krispos42]

26. How to tell if they're flammable...

Ask the man if he smokes after sex!


*ba-dum tch*

[crimsonblue]

6. This puts a whole new spin...

on the feeling of pissing flames. Ouch.

[sarge43]

8. Brings a whole new point of view about smoking after sex n/t

[Zavulon]

9. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...

...ice packs nippin' at your balls...

[TK421]

10. I suppose kicking him really hard in his balls was not an option n/t

[Tighelander]

11. What, no "Great Balls of Fire" joke?

[Haole Girl]

12. An Indian name...

confirmed it with my husband.

Wonder why they left India. :shrug:

[supernova]

13. You can never have

just a little bit of fire.

[MrSlayer]

15. I'm not opposed to burning her at the stake as punishment.

Fair is fair.

[mcctatas]

16. Dude!

[ismnotwasm]

17. That's just sad and horrible

Woman needs to be locked up.

In better news:
Testes Stem Cells Can Change Into Other Body Tissues
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090105154256.htm

[Lucian]

18. Roasted wieners: it's what's for dinner.

[Lucian]

22. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire:

[pokerfan]

25. How do you like your hot dogs?

[Crabby Appleton]

19. Hunka, hunka, burnin' love

lord almighty, I feel my temperature rising

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVmSl0tIwsA

[FloridaJudy]

20. Ouch!

That is so, so wrong.

Now coming up with a creative use for super-glue and duct tape...it would still be wrong, but I'd be more apt to forgive the lady.

[Radical Activist]

24. Interesting part

"His widow was remanded in custody until Friday, pending the results of a psychological assessment."

I'll save them some time. SHE'S FUCKING NUTS!

[krispos42]

27. I guess the Lorena Bobbitt story didn't make it below the equator

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

[SeattleGirl]

28. Ouch?

:hide:

[raccoon]

29. "Come on, baby, light my fi-yer...." nt

[krispos42]

31. See, now, just three little words from Riskay could have solved this entire problem

WITHOUT pyrotechnics...


"Smell Yo Dick"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr2Dw_oprTk

[lost-in-nj]

34. OmG

:rofl:

what the hell was that!!!????? :rofl:


lost

[krispos42]

35. It was... interesting.

Past that, I'm at a loss!

[Bake]

32. What is it with women going for the jewels, anyway????

If you think he's cheating, divorce him. Make him pay. Whatever. But dammit, don't cut anything off. Don't set it on fire. That's just wrong.

Bake

[NV Whino]

33. Reading your headline, I thought Lorena came up with a new technique.

[Withywindle]

37. Over in GD, I just posted a "your jokes are tasteless" complaint about this.

But I read the comments over here and now I can't stop laughing.

:rofl: