+17 F here in Russell, IL. Cold as a well-digger's ass. Which segues into...

[liberaltrucker]

At exactly what temperature does the hard working individual's
backside qualify as a generally accepted metaphor in our idiom?

Where is the temperature measured? The anal orifice? Ewwww! The
outer glutious maximus? A grant from the stimulus fund (no pun intended)
is needed to settle this quandary. In the interest of science, of course.



:)

[leftyclimber]

1. I vote for outer gluteus maximus.

When its below freezing, your heinie gets pretty nippy.

That's why cars in cold regions should come equipped with heated seats -- so your butt doesn't turn black and fall off. ;)

[LSK]

2. your about 50 miles from me, I sometimes go biking nearby there

[petronius]

3. Is that warmer or colder than a witch's tit?

:shrug:

[liberaltrucker]

5. The jury's still out

:)

[petronius]

6. Well, we really should solve this mystery. Tell you what - you go take measurements on

the sweaty rear end of a local shovel-jockey, and I'll go collect data inside the tank-top of a friendly local goth-girl. With enough empirical observation, I suspect we can get these temperatures in the correct order...

[Jamastiene]

7. I'd say it is colder than a witch's tit, but not as cold as

a pimp's heart and DEFINITELY not as cold as a Republican's heart.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear liberaltrucker!

You do think the darndest things!

Stay warm, willya?

Geeeez.......

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