Is 10 AM too early to be drinking whiskey directly from the bottle with a straw while naked?

[LeftyFingerPop]

Poll question: Is 10 AM too early to be drinking whiskey directly from the bottle with a straw while naked?

[motely36]

1. n ah

but you should have some friends over too.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. If I had any friends, I wouldn't be drinking whiskey, from the bottle,

with a straw, naked, at 10 AM.

[motely36]

12. why not?

what could be better?

[oshyposhy]

3. Crap, it's only 9am here...should I wait until 10?

*sets bottle down and looks for some clothes*

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Whiskey at 9 AM is disgusting.

[oshyposhy]

6. well feck

I better switch to gin.

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Alcohol is the tool of the devil.

[mcctatas]

10. I thought that was Dick Cheney

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. No, he's just a tool.

[oshyposhy]

14. Dude, I married the Devil

I deserve to drink whenever I want.

[mcctatas]

5. Whiskey and cornflakes

the breakfast of Champions

[oshyposhy]

28. blech

Do not like teh cornflakes!

[Heidi]

8. Not that I have much expertise on such matters, but doesn't it stand to reason that

no straw would be involved in drinking something "directly from the bottle"? :dunce:

Mornin', Queens! :hug:

[mcctatas]

9. You and your logic...

:P

[Heidi]

15. I know. It'll be my downfall, for sure.

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Ooops. I worded that incorrectly.

Must be the booze.

Good morning Heidi, and welcome to Queens.

:hug:

[Heidi]

16. Did I just hear you _burp_?

I'm certain I just heard you burp. :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. Men don't burp...that's an urban legend.

[Heidi]

18. Nor are they flammable.

That's another urban legend perpetuated by liberal hand wringers. :rofl:

[mcctatas]

19. Chets nuts roasting on an open fire

[Heidi]

22. Urban legend.

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. My mother used to use a wringer washer years ago...

Are you saying she is a legend?

*burp*

[Heidi]

21. I'm just guessing,

but if she gave birth to you, she probably is legendary, at the very least. :)

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. What website?

[Heidi]

26. You might want to try

this one.

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. Thank you, but...

nothing burns in Queens. :rofl:

[Heidi]

29. Why is that, philboy?

I mean, I'm glad to know your back hair is safe, but why doesn't anything burn in Queens?

[LeftyFingerPop]

30. Heidi...

How should I know...what do I look like, a scientist? :rofl:

[Heidi]

You do look kind of like a scientist.

Especially in the morning, when you're mixing breakfast. :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

32. That looks like my back shaving kit!

[Heidi]

34. Ya know, I generally look down my nose at internet acronyms, but that's

TMI. :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

36. I generally find it impossible to...

look down my nose while shaving my back. :rofl:

[Heidi]

31. Self-delete. Dupe.

[LeftyFingerPop]

33. That looks like my back shaving kit!

[Heidi]

35. I suspected you had an artistic side.

[LeftyFingerPop]

37. Holy sweet Jesus...

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

24. Lord I hope not.

Or else I'll have to find something else to do.

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. There is nothing else to be done...

Whiskey is the only solution. :hi:

[MrCoffee]

38. Are you using one of them fun twisty straws?

If not, why not?

[Heidi]

41. Game over. He used the term "back shaving kit" upthread,

so all bets are off.

[yellowcanine]

39. What color is the straw?

[Marrah_G]

40. Only if you are already at work

[KamaAina]

42. Not in New Orleans, brah!

and, as it happens, today (tonight, actually) marks the official beginning of Carnival season! :beer:

Current local time in NOLA: 1:14 PM. You're good to go!