From Fundies Say The Darndest Things.....

[SacredCow]

"All across America at Christmas time, booze flows and the whores take off their clothes. Every company I have ever worked for has invited me to their godless Christmas party. To date, I have never gone to one of them (and never will). All I hear afterwards is reports of nudity, booze, worldly entertainment, and immorality. No thanks Satan, I'll stay home with Jesus!"

Naked drunkeness at office parties? Clearly, I need a new job.

[Critters2]

1. Just for the record, none of that happens at the Christmas party where I work.

Can't speak for the UUs, though :)

[mcctatas]

2. from the mouth of my soon to be ex fundie MIL

"Is oral sex what I think it is?" (during the big dog/Monica debacle), this prompted one of the least enjoyable conversations about sex I have ever had!

[SacredCow]

4. Yeah, it wouldn't get too much worse than that... n/t

[flvegan]

3. Is "worldly entertainment" akin to interspecies erotica or something?

:shrug:

[SacredCow]

5. And does that mean "OTHER-worldly" entertainment is fine and dandy?

:shrug:

[mcctatas]

I fear for your dogs!

:scared:

[WCGreen]

6. Well, the Fundies do it all the time, just not on Christmas...

[Arugula Latte]

7. He can stay home with Jesus, but when Jesus gets into the eggnog, he gets a little "handsy."

J.C.'s got Roamin' hands. *rimshot*

[LeftyMom]

8. In further cutbacks, instead of whores and booze the Christmas party will feature porn and Listerine

Damned Bush economy. :cry:

[SacredCow]

9. Cool mint Listerine, I hope?

because the original flavor gives me heartburn...

[LeftyMom]

10. The yellow kind. Sorry.

Times are tough all over.

[Wapsie B]

11. Naked whores? God I miss out on all the good parties.

:evilgrin:

When someone gives a rant like that I just have to wonder how far out their sexual desires are. My guess would be beyond taboo.

[grannylib]

12. *lol* Jeez, wonder what kind of companies s/he works for???

We've had the odd drunk here and there at our company parties, but those incidents have been few and far between. No nudity. Dancing, yes...cards and dice, yes...door prizes, yes...
But not anything close to what I'd call boozing and whoring.

[SacredCow]

13. I know....

I'm being screwn!!! No nudity at MY office parties!

[semillama]

14. I'm sort of happy there's no nudity at my office christmas parties

if you know what I mean.