Okay- Out with the sordid details.

[Fire Walk With Me]

What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar? :shrug:

[mcctatas]

1. Hmmmmmm

yep, that ;)

[harmonicon]

20. what?

Depending on your answer, I may have to go buy a separate freezer to keep klondike bars in.

[mcctatas]

25. ....

;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

26. you are incorrigble

love...:spank:

[mcctatas]

27. If you notice baby....

I did NOT elaborate so any dirty thoughts are solely in the eyes of the reader (yep I'm talking to you ya perv ;) )

[Fire Walk With Me]

28. Now we know what to send as wedding gifts.

Now get a room and stop hijacking my thread! :rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

29. Sorry Peake

!!!!

[Fire Walk With Me]

31. The "rofl" means I enjoy the exchange

and am being silly.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

33. I know

and since you are sending wedding presents....can i get the crunchy klondikes? I also need klondykes for a certain teenager...

[PaddyBlueEyes]

30. Im soooooo busted.

[LeftyMom]

2. Nothing. Dairy and all.

Ick.

[trof]

3. Fork.

Over a buck or so?

[soleiri]

4. Well...

Being that a klondike bar is not a sentient being, I’m not sure that I could surmise its needs or establish that it has any.

But if it asked nicely, I'd probably scream in terror and throw things at it.

[azmouse]

5. This:

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24. I like the cut of your jib, but the jury is still out.

Do you have any more examples, just in the interest of scientific purity?

[Fire Walk With Me]

39. Like this.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8389846#8389881

This lovely lady gets two Klondikes.

To soothe the bruising.

[Danger Mouse]

6. Summon forth a demon lord from the abyss and offer him my mortal soul so that I might feast.

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Hmm. The "screaming and throwing things" reply was pretty good

but this is even better.

How's about I give you a Klondike Bar and you keep your soul, but back up every post I make on DU with a "YEAH!" "THAT'S RIGHT!" or two?

[Danger Mouse]

11. YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT!

[Critters2]

8. I'd spend an hour in GDP.

I love 'em that much!! nt

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. Winner.

:wow::wow::wow:

(Today I posted a "14 days until Bush is gone" thread and was chastized for being happy Bush is going to be gone...Yeehaw!)

[Critters2]

10. Good lord! It's like people just argue to keep their arguing skills honed!

I just found myself in a thread like that myself. :yoiks:

[ghostsofgiants]

12. I'd go to the store and give the cashier the amount of money the Klondike bar costs.

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Pithy, to the point, highly accurate

but nowhere near enough screaming and throwing things. :shrug:

[Taverner]

14. I would eat a snickers bar

:shrug:

[Chan790]

15. um...we don't talk about that.

It was horrible...I can't take it back. We had to bury it up behind the tool shed where nothing grows even now years later. I sometimes feel its' presence and if you listen late at night on clear nights you can still hear that terrible scream. :scared:

Totally worth it.

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. A worthy Klondike acquisition!

(You get used to the demonic howling, so don't worry.) :rofl:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

17. Not HALF as much as I'd do for THIS Bar.

( Insert Bill Murray "I will teach you the meaning of respect" speech from "Caddyshack" HERE ).

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. Ding Ding Ding

Bill Murray Caddyshack reference :thumbsup:

Please give her beautiful mind some Ted Knight lovin'.

:toast:

[harmonicon]

19. not much

unwrap it, I guess, if someone gave me one.

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. I appreciate your lack of entitlement

but lose some of the slacker thing. :hug:

[harmonicon]

38. no way

slacker is my life, man.

[DarkTirade]

22. Well, your Honor, in my defense...

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

23. Mmmm...

...careful.

[RetroLounge]

32. Lets just say it would involve a digital camera

several power tools, small mammals, olive oil, a pack of Lucky Stikes, The Dalai Lama, a 68 Mustang, Chocolate, Elmers glue and glitter.

Just sayin'...

RL

[Fire Walk With Me]

34. You get the Klondike for making me rub my goatee in reflection...

:hi:

[mcctatas]

35. I sooooo read that wrong the first time...

:blush:

[Fire Walk With Me]

36. There's no "s" in "goatee"

:D

[mcctatas]

37. nope...

it was reflection that I read wrong ;)