Top Ten Retirement Jobs for G. W. Bush

[MineralMan]

Like a lot of people, * will need to find some employment to help eke out a living from his modest retirement income. As every retiree knows, those fixed incomes just don't stretch far enough. So, here are ten suggestions for jobs * might want to investigate...jobs suitable for someone of his intelligence and skills:

1. Night Janitor Trustee at Leavenworth Prison.
2. Latrine Orderly Trustee at Bastrop Prison, Texas.
3. Groundskeeper Trustee at Sandstone FCI, Minnesota.
4. Library Trustee at Talladega FCI, Alabama
5. Laundry Service Trustee at Tucson FCI, AZ
6. Shower Cleaning Trustee at Yazoo City FCI, MS
7. Kitchen Trustee, Oakdale FCI, LA
8. General Duty Trustee, Forrest City FCI, AR
9. Medical Orderly Trustee, Gilmer FCI, WV
10. Uniform Repair Shop Trustee, Fairton FCI, NJ

Other suggestions welcome...

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[southpaw]

4. I'M OFFENDED!

I'm never coming in here again!

[DS1]

6. Fine, come outside

[KitchenWitch]

3. Lead License Plate Stamper

[Orsino]

5. Social worker.

Not because he'd be any good at it, but because he should spend a few decades underpaid, and be overloaded with cases in which he comes face-to-face with the human cost of his War on America.

Supposedly, he's a nice guy in person. Perhaps some time out of the bubble could begin to reform him.

[Lyric]

7. Head Squeegee Guy at the Intersection of Misery and Despair

:D

[WinkyDink]

8. 1. Hell's janitor. 2. Satan's bum-wiper. 3. Torture-tester. 4. Eunich to the Saudi royals.

5. Mine-field detector.

[LiberalEsto]

9. Waterboard tester

somewhere deep in Gitmo

[Deep13]

10. Gas station operator, Abiline TX. nt

[NJmaverick]

11. One of those guys that sit on the platform, at the dunking booth

[philosophie_en_rose]

12. Library Trustee?

Really?

[MineralMan]

13. Well, I heard he was going to have a library

or something like that, so...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

14. Headliner for the next Jackass movie. nt

[hippywife]

15. Naval Gazer, The Hague. n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Hood ornament on some probe to the sun.

We'll watch him burn up on launch.

[MineralMan]

17. Thought of a new one....

Pretzel Taster...

[foxfeet]

18. Irrelevant corpse.