Billy Mays gets his own tv show.

[rcrush]

http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/01/08/billy-mays-gets-his-own-reality-show/


Everyone's favorite informercial pitch man is getting his own reality show on The Discovery Channel. It's called But Wait...There's More, and will follow Mays and Anthony Sullivan as they find new products and pitch them to you.

[BarenakedLady]

1. Kill me now.

[bicentennial_baby]

2. When does Vince get his own show?

x(

[BarenakedLady]

4. I still love his nuts.

[Aristus]

11. That's kind of drastic.

Just kill Billy Mays now.


Problem solved.

[Crazy Dave]

3. He should get the shaw-wow guy to do commercials for him

[TZ]

5. Jeezus Discovery Channel is going to hell..

It USED to be one of my favorite channels..ugh.

[Lucian]

6. Jesus Christ...

when will this shit end?

[rcrush]

7. This is an informercial within an infomercial.

Its like googling google you could cause a rip in the space time continuum.

[mcctatas]

8. Finally!

some recognition for this awesome thespian!

[InternalDialogue]

9. I get those words confused too.

When you say "awesome," the word you're really looking for is "loud."

:hi:

[DS1]

10. and it's not called "Hunt down and kill Billy Mays"?

[crimsonblue]

12. awesome

I love informercials. This show should be very cool. No sarcasm.

I bet this show will help out a whole host of up and coming inventors. Hooray, science!

[BeachBaby]

13. Somebody just shoot me.

Rachel Ray, Tyra Banks, and Billy Mays.

It's the end of TV as we know it.

[geardaddy]

14. Agreed JGD

Can you imagine BM as a librarian?

[BlueJazz]

21. YES>>YOU CAN LOOK IN UP IN OUR NEW FRESH, CLEAN IMPROVED DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM !!

[geardaddy]

22. Brilliant!

:applause:

[Cabcere]

15. Between the subject matter of the OP...

...and that terrifying .gif, I'm going to have nightmares for weeks. :scared:

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Just be sure to turn the volume on the TV down.

[TZ]

17. I'm convinced even if I have it on mute...

I will STILL hear that man's voice..:scared:

[ghostsofgiants]

20. What you're actually hearing is him at the studio.

He's that loud.

[DS1]

18. I suppose "Paulie Senior" wasn't enough "fucking moron" for Discovery Channel

I remember the good old days where you learned something watching that channel.

[rurallib]

19. Yet again what I thought was a story from the Onion is, in fact, reality

I --- I just can't tell anymore.
Maybe there could be a game show - "The Onion or Reality?"