"almost" got into a fight with a cop today...(EPIC CONVERSATION)

[Pierre.Suave]

and boy was he pissed...

:rofl:

here is what happened.

I was talking to a girl I know that happens to work out at the Mall of America and being a bit flirty...

So, in comes this cop to try and flirt with her, and as she saw him she said, "oh god, he is going to come in here and try and flirt with me again..."

So, cop comes in with his cop buddy and starts in with his really lame game...

I say, JOKINGLY, "hey man, your pushing in on my game here..."

well, he gets all upset and in my face and says yeah, what you got...

I say, well, I got her phone number and know whats on the walls in her bedroom...

and he says, yeah, well I got a gun...

and I responded with an EPIC line...

I said, "Is that to make up for your small penis?"

:rofl: oh man was he pissed, his cop buddy was laughing at him, the girl was laughing at him, and he was literally red faced and probably wanted to fight, but his cop buddy pulled him out of the store...

the girl and I had a good laugh about that for a while afterwards, and then I left and laughed about it all the way home to share with you all.

[Shell Beau]

1. He asked for it. I mean oooooh a gun! Big whoopie!

Is that all he had? Please.

[Pierre.Suave]

2. yeah I know

like that was going to scare me...

:eyes:

[JVS]

3. He should have just tazed you instead of mentioning the gun

;-)

[Pierre.Suave]

4. he was too busy

thinking up lame comebacks...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Was he a real cop or a mall rent-a-cop?

Those guys have really tiny ones.

Guns, I mean.

[Pierre.Suave]

6. No, he was a Bloomington Cop

they have their own police station there.

oh yeah, and you HAVE to come to the lunch meetup tomorrow.

[Inchworm]

7. Love it! Good game!

It rocks to make 'em so mad they need a buddy to pull 'em away :D

:yourock:

[Pierre.Suave]

14. Thanks

I figure he asked for it when he brought up the gun...

[Deja Q]

8. I'm grateful it wasn't an EPIC FAIL

:scared:

Women love men in uniform, but they aren't keen on small guns either... :wow:


:spray:

[Pierre.Suave]

9. well

she doesn't like this guy in his uniform or out of it...

I see you have a new sig, did you tire of the lady in the previous one checking out my massive gun?

:rofl:

in all seriousness now, what is this one?

[trueblue2007]

10. That is AWESOME!!!!!

You should do a "Re-inactment" of this and put it on YouTube. You'd get millions of hits.

I wish something like that would happen to me. I'm a girl though and don't think it'd work out for me the way it did for you.

CONGRATULATIONS.....I'M STILL LAFFING!!!!!

[Pierre.Suave]

11. No kidding

I wonder if they have security cameras that also have sound, that would be so awesome.

[trueblue2007]

12. I JUST HAD TO.....BOOKMARK this topic.

I wanna come back to it and re-read it when ever I need a laff.

[Pierre.Suave]

13. no kidding

I am still laughing about it

[bluedigger]

15. Well played, sir, well played!

We're not worthy!:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

16. Thank you

thank you, I will be here all week, dont forget to tip the waitresses...