For only $99.99, this magnificent work of art can be yours

[skygazer]

Yes, it's the First Ever Thomas Kinkade White Christmas Masterpiece Edition Crystal Snowman!

And it even lights up! Who could say no to that?

[KitchenWitch]

1. You really need to post a warning on that.

x(

[skygazer]

7. If I posted a warning, no one would look

:P

[GOPisEvil]

2. About $99.98 too expensive.

x(

[AlCzervik]

3. that's a lot crap to cram into a piece of crap, the Kinkade shitter candles are still

the best imo.

[hedgehog]

4. I swear one time I saw a thomas Kinkaide image of an Irish Santa

painted on the side of a model truck! It was the ultimate piece of kitsch!

[leftyclimber]

5. It lights up! It moves! Never was a snowman filled with more holiday spirit!

Oh, my. :scared:

[Danger Mouse]

6. Frosty devours entire towns. This nightmarish winter abomination could only come from Kinkade.

:puke:

[Lyric]

8. I would swear on a stack of Bibles that my mother

would DIE to have that thing.

She orders AVON knickknacks, after all. This is right up her alley. She'd probably squee for five solid minutes upon a first sign.

:scared:

[AlCzervik]

9. my sil probably owns one already, she loves her some Kinkade.

she offered me some of hers as a housewarming gift, i told her i didn't have the wall space to do them justice.

[Orangepeel]

10. Jeez. That thing is like a parody of collectible crap

"Never was a snowman more filled with holiday spirit!"

:rofl:

[skygazer]

13. I know - exactly what I thought

"Is this a joke!?"

Also note the rather alarming small print in the lower right corner - "Shown much smaller than its impressive actual size..." :wow:

[davsand]

11. "Four 3-D village buildings, a pond, bridge and 12 villagers nestle within...

...the sparkling crystal snowman." Little shit sure does eat a lot, doesn't he?

Nice to know the AC adapter comes with it. GOTTA have that.


:puke:


Laura

[Starry Messenger]

12. NOOO!!!

I just died a little.