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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 06:34 PM
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Am I wrong to want to strangle the "ShamWow" guy?
he is so fucking annoying!!!
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 06:35 PM
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1. BWAAAAAAA
Your kittehs are making faces at me!
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leftyclimber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 06:36 PM
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2. No.
I call him The Guy That Yells.

I don't like people who yell at me.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 06:37 PM
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3. No. I think that is the most natural response to Huckster Vince.
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 06:37 PM
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4. You can wring the blood out of his neck
But he'll keep right on working.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 06:37 PM
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5. you're gonna love his nuts.
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 06:51 PM
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6. ROFL I just saw that ad for the first time
"Did he just say that"?

Since the cat was the only one in the room with me (and she was asleeep), i didn't get a response.

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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 06:52 PM
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7. same here, did he just say that, yes he did.
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 10:16 PM
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8. Why does Billy Mays shout all the time?
I frantically search for the remote to mute him every time I hear that screeching.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 10:23 PM
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9. Only if I am wrong for wanting to have wild crazy
wowriffic sex with him :shrug:
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 12:58 AM
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19. Are you getting this, camera guy? nt
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 01:16 AM
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20. ...
;)
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 10:25 PM
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10. Judging by our fascination with him
his master plan is working.

Anyone else worried about this?
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csziggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 10:59 PM
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11. I keep hoping he will get busted for drugs like the annoying Dell guy a few years back
Billy Mays deserves to be strangled more than the ShamWow guy.
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:00 PM
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12. "That's gonna smell."
:rofl:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:08 PM
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15. nothing like they would if we followed the advice below
:rofl:
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:35 PM
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16. "You follow me camera guy?"
Billy Mays needs to go, the ShamWow guy can stay. But it kinda bums me out that he's doing the same shtick in two commercials now. It's not special anymore. :(
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:02 PM
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13. How 'bout
we put 'em both in a big tub...the ShamWow guy and Billy Mays...and let 'em strangle each other?

With their ShamWows.

:D
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:08 PM
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14. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:rofl:
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:45 PM
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17. No-- strangling is too quick...
he deserves something else far more fitting and lengthy.

And painful.

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tabbycat31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 06:53 PM
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26. fill the tub with oxyclean then use the shamwow
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Ivan Sputnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 12:55 AM
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18. He's making a career out of being annoying
Edited on Sun Jan-11-09 12:55 AM by Will Robinson
More about Vince Offer, if you care:

http://www.slate.com/id/2190658/
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Fearless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 01:17 AM
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21. That and clever editing techniques.
Edited on Sun Jan-11-09 01:19 AM by nothingtoofear
Look at the commercial he does with the bottle of soda and the carpet sample. On the zoomed in shot (when he lifts the rug) you can clearly see the soda soaking through to the table below. He remarks that that's what's going to stink (or something like that). Then the shot zooms out and the table is clearly bone dry surrounding the sample as he rolls the cloth over the carpet.
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 01:18 AM
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22. Pfffffffft!
:rofl: :rofl:
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 01:31 AM
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23. He looks like a character that Jim Carrey played.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 06:31 PM
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24. side by side
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frogmarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 06:43 PM
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25. It's an act.
In real life, he's very nice and, well, almost shy.

Or so I would hope.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 06:53 PM
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27. I LOVE him. He's a master of annoying! If I could only have two commercials play over and over
I'd pick him and the freecreditreport pirate commercial.

"Because we can't do this all day."



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMXv0__CYSU

I LOVE YOU, VINCE!



:rofl:
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