Stupid redneck tricks

[spinbaby]

The equipment:

Brand new riding mower.

Lawn.

Assorted machine parts, concrete blocks, and other junk.

The method:

Sprinkle junk liberally on lawn.

Let lawn grow knee high.

Wait until dark.

Mow.

The result:

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCLUNK


Just the latest in the adventures of our neighbor, Clueless Redneck.
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[Soloflecks]

1. Prolly a few cases of Bud involved, too.

LMAO!

[bearfan454]

2. I have neighbors like that

They are freepers all the way. This one guy they call 2 beer Bobbie. He drinks 2 bottles of beers at once. He is at least 350.

[KG]

3. 'here, hold mah beer....'

famous red-neck last words.... :)

[short bus president]

4. Bah! Every real redneck knows

that the proper way to deal with an overgrown lawn is to wait 'til winter and let it die naturally. What you've got there is a pink-neck wannabe!

[sam sarrha]

5. had one like that who stole 'All' the gas out of my VW, tank was full the

day before, i ran out of gas before i got out of the drive way.... but it wasn't anything a Model T coil and 9 volt battery didn't cure. i rigged about 30 flash bulbs with it...i wish they had video cameras back then!