Cheating Wife..Sigh... I need Help.

[BlueJazz]

So lately my wife has been working a lot of late shifts, (since she bought me a new Car) and for the past couple of months she has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario -- the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence. If im out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes.

I asked her once what they were doing, and she said,
"Just talking" ....whatever. So last night I decided to see whats really going on out there. So I leave the garage door open, and turn off all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out in the garage and wait.. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway,and I'm hiding behind my new Car, waiting for whatever is happening out there to finish and then I see something that I just couldn't believe! I have a piece of broken Trim on the rear Tail-light !! So, is this something I should see the dealer about or can I fix it Myself ??

[Lyric]

1. ...

:rofl:

*throws Laura Branigan CDs at you*

:spank:

[lunatica]

2. I would consult with a professional body shop mechanic

Of course, that's if you're serious about the condition of your car and how you feel about it. Sometimes a professional can help you when you don't know what to do.

[harmonicon]

3. I'm going to punch you in the face

[Gormy Cuss]

4. Your wife was doing the nasty with the tail light?

:dunce:

[pokerfan]

5. LOL

The way I heard it was:

Tony,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision in my life. I've suspected for some time that my wife is cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently and when I ask their names she says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I stay awake to watch for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of a car around the corner. I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just don't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson next to the garage and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks for your help,

Bob


And in a somewhat similar vein:

[SPKrazy]

6. Love it!

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

7. bastid!

:rofl:

[mainegreen]

8. You suck.

x(

I was sympathizing, you know.

Sympathizing!!!

[JVS]

10. He does suck.

I was Schadenfreude-ing, you know.

Schadenfreude-ing!!!

[NYC_SKP]

16. It would have sucked less if it was funny.

But the little humor at the end, not worth the sincere concern it stirred, not even close.

[DarkTirade]

9. So. Very. WRONG.

:P

[Jamastiene]

11. The way I heard it was to do with the tubes in a guitar amp.

Either way, it's funny every time.

:rofl:

[arcadian]

12. Ask her if you can join in a threeway.

n/t

[redqueen]

13. Hahaha...

you suck! :P

[Bombero1956]

14. Holy shit that was funny

Man did I get sucked in, broken tail light trim. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

15. OMFG

You had me

[jobycom]

17. Well, it was too painful for me to read all the way to the end, but I'd advise councelling and

YOU GO SOAK YOUR FREAKING HEAD!!! Damn, that was brilliant! :rofl:

(Um, I do hope the rest was just a joke, though...)