Poll-Funniest Euphemism for Cocaine?

[MilesColtrane]

Poll question: Poll-Funniest Euphemism for Cocaine?

I know dangerous illegal narcotics aren't normally considered funny, but I'm doing some research for a comedy bit.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. nose candy, snow, vitamin C ...

guess it depends on the rest of the line :D

[hobbit709]

2. Go Broke With Coke!

[no name no slogan]

3. I don't like cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

[Kali]

5. ...

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[Ptah]

4. Other: Drama Ahead.

[MilesColtrane]

6. I also considered...

Pretzledent Powder, and...

Neverlasting GOPstopper

[Bryan]

7. Other: The Nose Department

"I was in a bar in New York, there was a guy on a cell phone giving directions to the bar, he's like 'Hey man, get over here quickly, I could use a little help in the nose department.' I was like, please tell me that's not your secret code for 'Bring cocaine'. 'I could use a little help in the Nose Department. The eagle has not landed yet, and when he does, I hope he has something in his little claws from the Nose Department. I could also use a little help in the There Ain't Quite Enough Heroin In My Veins Department. While I gotcha on the line, I could use a little assistance in My Computer Hard Drive Could Hold Another Gigabyte Of Images Of Young Boys Department.'"

Todd Barry, From Heaven

[leftofthedial]

8. snot sugar

[MilesColtrane]

17. good one

[bluesbassman]

9. Weasel Dust. n/t

[Richardo]

10. "Pablo Escobar is a dingbat"

:rofl:

[peekaloo]

11. Devil's Dandruff or Booger Sugar

from days long past

[datasuspect]

12. soft, good

[pokerfan]

13. Bouncing Powder

[Lyric]

14. I have heard other people refer to crack cocaine as "Bobos"

No idea why.

[conscious evolution]

15. Peruvian party powder

YaYo

[Orrex]

16. Bush's Wake-Up Powder

Not funny, I agree, but I couldn't help myself.

[AngryAmish]

18. booger sugar