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[Manifestor_of_Light]

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Question From Trey:

My school,need help?
theres a girl that likes me and im 10 and i like her to.what do i do

* 1 day ago
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First answer:
From some guy named RBX:

How many of you people are there? The age limit is 13 but you run around waving your ***** at the mods, announcing your <13 ages.

You're 10, you can't even get it up yet so what's the point? Use this great early time of your life to play video games, play sports, watch TV and do all the things that you enjoy doing because once you get sucked into the girlfriend/wife system that all goes out the window and you spend your life having to watch dancing shows on TV, order pizza with ******* sweetcorn on it,

pretend that their problems and the problems of all their idiot friends make interesting listening, go to bars where the beer costs the earth but it's all justified because it does "nice cocktails", hang out with her friends who have the combined IQ of a toddler with a crack habit and who all date guys who use so much hair gel you could bounce beer bottles off their little "mohawks",

do "sweet" things like buying her stuff and when I say stuff I mean shoes and bags and meals and drinks and whatever else she can get her hands on, play the counter to her inferiority complex ALL the ******* time ("what are you talking about? you don't need to diet you look great!" repeat 10+ times a day to no effect whatsoever),

explain yourself whenever you're not exactly where she expects you to be when she expects you to be there, watch films without a single joke or gunfight which end without any warning or closure, turn your facebook profile into a pathetic sort of digital shrine to her or else face the constant complaint that you're ashamed of her,

pretend that her new shoes look great despite her having just spent a week's worth of student loan on some shoes that look almost identical to at least 3 of the 32,804 pairs of shoes that she already ******* has most of which were paid for by you,

listen to her music and wish for the sound of fingernails on a blackboard as it would be immensely more pleasing than the "music" coming out of her speakers (which themselves sound like they were made by a blind old man with crippling arthritis and an unnatural love for the sound of tinfoil being waved around) and seems to go on for about 3.5x the amount of time it should and pretend that Friends is anything other than a festering pile of.....

I apologise. Just a little worked up after "anniversary of when we first started dating" weekend with the missus (3 guesses who paid for that).

On the plus side you get laid but... this can be achieved by trawling for (drunken) slags, which come to think of it is a better option. Funny that.

* 17 hours ago

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:wow:

[coyotespaw]

1. That just goes to prove my theory...

that not only are the greater majority of morons walking the earth evil rat bastards; but that those rat bastards are even more vicious when given the anonymity of the internet. Would that I could kick all of these jackasses in the face...

[RandomThoughts]

2. Don't get upset about it.

you don't need to diet you look great :)

:rofl:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

3. I can see where the guy is coming from.

He must live with a materialistic shallow woman. They're out there.

That said, he obviously needs to get out.

[Chorophyll]

8. Water seeks its own level.

If he gets out he'll only end up with more of the same, because he's clearly a douchebag.

[redqueen]

9. Precisely.

His options are, by his own admission: shallow / immature women, or drunken slags.

[coyotespaw]

4. As the philosopher Bull Shannon would say...

Ooooh k... not quite sure why you're saying what you're saying; especially since I do need to lose about 10-15 pounds, but thanks for saying something positive...

[RandomThoughts]

5. Just joking

I thought your comment sounded like what his girl friend would say to him, from his description. Just a joke though.



Sorta like this was my thought process.

I imagined his girlfriend catching him writing that letter. The girlfriend of the guy complaining, and your comment being what she would say. LOL.

Then him saying what I said back. I may have misinterpreted your comment, but it sounds like his girlfriend says same things about him that you did.

I was really laughing, found it really funny. probably just in my head, if nobody else got the joke.

[coyotespaw]

6. Understandable...

I was going off on the jackass that was being pissy about a kid trying to get some advice about life on yahoo answers. There are too many jackoffs that get off on being worthless pricks to other people; and should I ever gain the financial ability, I'd love to travel cross-country and kick them all in the face.

[RandomThoughts]

7. yea the comment wasn't directed at you

Just thought it was funny.

Although I am not into the 'kick them all in the face' part.

The guy could of picked a better way to blow off steam then on a kid that was trying to figure it out.

Cross-country travel is always good though. :) I with you on that one, if I had the finances, I got lots of places I want to see.

:thumbsup:



(to avoid hypocrisy, I got a crap load of teeth in the bottom of my shoe, but I am trying to be better) (metaphor)

Over the last few years, when I see propaganda or spin, and then some friend from a local bar, comes up to me all excited saying, "war is peace" after a speech, I feel the same way about things. But like I said, I been trying real hard to be kind.

[Iggo]

10. Tell it, RBX!

I love this guy.

:rofl: