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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 11:59 AM
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The lounge has two very distinct and separate types of douchebags.
The first ones always...

Wait, it's coming to me...

They seem to think that they are funny when they...um...

shit... can't rememb...

Where's my oatmeal????? Are you bringing me my goddamn oatmeal?????
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:01 PM
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1. ...and the second one can't remember shit.
:rofl:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:03 PM
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3. CRS
:rofl:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:04 PM
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4. I had a friend who called his dance company CRS for that
exact reason....:rofl:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:05 PM
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6. I used to work with a guy who said he had CRS...
as a joke.

Only problem was, he really had it!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:07 PM
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7. well yeah!
My friend had that name for a reason (he was a very good dance instructor though!).
I have some tshirts somewhere with that logo on it....
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:03 PM
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2. Agree: flamable, and inflammable. (nt)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:04 PM
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5. Good, uh...Good Evening Heidi!!
Must be evening where you are, right?

:hi: :hug:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:23 PM
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10. Yes, it's nearly 6:30 p.m., and I've just finished feeding the feral cat whom I've named
"Porkchop," and am weighing whether I should take personally the fact that s/he actually _hissed_ at me when I brought his/her food to the garden wall. :cry:

Here's Miss/Mr. Catitude, aka Porkchop:

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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 01:00 PM
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16. She is gorgeous! Are you going to keep her?
Edited on Mon Jan-12-09 01:05 PM by Tuesday Afternoon
Good to see you :hug: :hi:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 01:04 PM
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17. Oh, dear. I have no idea whether we'll be able to keep her.
First, we have to find out whether she has a family (ie: posters in the village, contact with the no-kill shelter to find out whether anyone has reported a missing kitty); then, whether she has a family or not, we'll have to humanely trap her somehow in order to facilitate vaccination/sterilization. Right now, we're just feeding her. She is a beauty, isn't she? :)

Good to see you, too, sweetie! :hug: :loveya:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 01:06 PM
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18. Keep us posted on her, 'k?
nuts about kitties, I am :loveya:
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fNord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:07 PM
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8. I must be the first kind....
I ATE your fuckin oatmeal!
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:08 PM
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9. You THINK you ate my oatmeal...
that wasn't oatmeal.
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fNord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:34 PM
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11. no wonder it was so salty!
and slimy too....:spank:
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:49 PM
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12. I like to think I'm my own special, unique brand of douchebag
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:50 PM
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13. well...
you ARE a cowboys fan...what more needs to be said...:P
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:57 PM
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15. Hey...anyone who can still be a Cowboys fan after this season has STAMINA
A douchebag perhaps, but with lots and lots of stamina!
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:54 PM
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14. Old skool kool kid klub vs. Johnny-come-lately usurpers
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