I need something to read in the bathroom at work

[MrCoffee]

Anyone have any links to some short stories that I can print off and take with me?

I'll probably need something in the 8-10 page range (Garamond 11pt).

Your IMMEDIATE assistance is appreciated.

[flvegan]

1. Tired of your usual tales of interspecies erotica?

[MrCoffee]

4. Your link-free post is of little value to me in my time of need

And if anyone has an extensive collection of interspecies erotica, my money's on 5gan.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. What about your pile of furry fanfic?

[MrCoffee]

5. Ooooo, a 2-fer!

What, are you two on a conference call or something?

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Weird, isn't it?

But that was the first thing I thought of.

[DS1]

3. here

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/library/policy/army/fm/3-06/chap5.htm#5-2

[SOteric]

7. Here ya go:

http://www.yarddogpress.com/flush.htm

[redqueen]

8. Nevermind can't find a link.

Apparently some genius decided to try to make it into a movie so now all I can find are links to buy the (short) book and crap about the crap movie. x(

It was too long anyway.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. How about some Edgar Allen Poe?

http://www.classicshorts.com/authors/Edgar_Allan_Poe.html

Same site has a lot of other short stories.

[Inchworm]

10. I keep philosophy in the bathroom

An old college textbook and this one :D

http://www.amazon.com/Philosophy-Ideas-Really-Should-Know/dp/1847240062

Short and sweet.

:hi:

[av8rdave]

11. I would recommend

George Carlin's "Brain Droppings." Can be opened to any page at random, read as little or as much as you like/need, and you'll thoroughly enjoy. In fact, you'll laugh so hard you might just.....you get the picture.

[jobycom]

12. Read a recipe for oatmeal muffins, then you'll only need a 1-3 page story.

:shrug: